A man rode out of town on Sunday, he stayed a whole night at a hotel and rode back to town the next day on Sunday. How is this possible?
His Horse was called Sunday!
See also best riddles or new riddles.funnylogic
Sam is talking to his lawyer in jail. They are very upset because the judge has refused to grant bail. At the end of the conversation Sam is allowed to leave the jail. Why?
Sam is visiting his lawyer, who had been arrested and jailed.cleanfunny
The red house is on the white street, and the blue house is on the red street. Where is the white house?
Two men working at a construction site were up for a challenge, and they were pretty mad at each other.
Finally, at lunch break, they confronted one another.
One man, obviously stronger, said "See that wheelbarrow? I'm willin' to bet $100 (that's all I have in my wallet here) that you can't wheel something to that cone and back that I can't do twice as far. Do you have a bet?"
The other man, too dignified to decline, shook his hand, but he had a plan formulating.
He looked at the objects lying around: a pile of 400 bricks, a steel beam, the 10 men that had gathered around to watch, his pickup truck, a stack of ten bags of concrete mix, and then he finalized his plan.
"All right," he said, and revealed his object.
That night, the strong man went home thoroughly teased and $100 poorer.
What did the other man choose?
He looked the man right in the eye and said "get in."logicshort
A sundial has the fewest moving parts of any timepiece. Which has the most?
An hourglass, with thousands of grains of sand.logicshort
In olden days you are a clever thief charged with treason against the king and sentenced to death.
But the king decides to be a little lenient and lets you choose your own way to die.
What way should you choose?
Remember, your're clever!
I would have chosen to die of "old age". Did you?cleanfunny
How can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.logicshort
How far can you run into the woods?
Half way. If you go in any further, you’d be running OUT of the woods.cleanshort
What is the last thing you take off before bed?
Your feet off the floor.cleanfunny
What is black and white and read all over?
Weight in my belly,
Trees on my back,
Nails in my ribs,
Feet I do lack.