How do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
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What is a worm that does not wriggle?
What is blue, green, yellow, purple, brown, black, and grey?
A box of crayonst.funnyshort
What needs an answer but doesn’t ask a question?
What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?
What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
What is a lion’s favorite state?
Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.animalfunnyshort
What is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.animalfunnyshort
What's the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools, the other dribbles.cleanfunnyshort
You are in a cold house in the winter. It is dark. You have one match. There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove. Which do you light first?