How do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
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Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
If Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
What you call a witch at a beach?
What is a Cheerleader's favorite food?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
Dogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
You meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.