# Riddle #527

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## Play with English

Buy me, deliver me or even smell me, I won’t change! I will remain same!
Cent, Sent and Scent.
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## Honey

What do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.
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## Everyone in the world needs it

Everyone in the world needs it. They generously give it. But never take it. Then what is it?
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## Carnival

A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me \$50, but if I cannot, I will pay you \$50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man \$50. How did the man win the bet?
The man did exactly as he said he would and wrote "your exact weight" on the paper.
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## A bee from America

What do you call a bee come from America?
USB
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## Schizophrenic bookkeeper

What did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
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## The best thing to take when you’re run over

What is the best thing to take when you're run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.
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## 24 foot chain

A horse is on a 24 foot chain and wants an apple that is 26 feet away. How can the horse get to the apple?
The chain is not attached to anything.
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## Nutcracker

What animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
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## Dinner

Wednesday, Tom and Joe went to a restaurant and ate dinner. When they were done they paid for the food and left. But Tom and Joe didn't pay for the food. Who did?
Wednesday (the name of the third person in the group, not the day).
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