funny What is a horse’s favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
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clean funny What is the easiest way to double your money?
Put it in front of the mirror of course.
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Maine.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny tricky A hungry donkey was tied to a rope eight feet long. About thirty feet away there was a basket of fresh carrots. The donkey wanted to eat those carrots. How did he reach them?
It's not tied to anything else!
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Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
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When it is too heavy to lift.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny Who is the silent member of the parliament?
I (The letter "I" is not pronounced in "parliament").
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A cricket.
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It has two banks.
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A lawnmooer.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny crazy Two blondes were going to disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One way said highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left. Why did the blondes go home?
Because they thought that disneyland actually left.
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