funnyWhat is a horse’s favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
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cleanfunnylogicsimpleWhat can go up a chimney down but not down a chimney up?
An umbrella.
funnypunnyWhat do you call lending money to a bison?
A buff-a-loan.
funnyWhy were the little ink stains crying?
Their mother was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
funnyWhat did one potato chip say to the other?
Shall we go for a dip?
funnypunnyWhat is a little dog's favorite drink?
Pupsi-cola.
cleanfunnyWhen does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
funnytrickycleandirtyWhy is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?
Because he is still living.
funnyWhy is a crash of thunder like a jewler?
Because both make the ear-ring.
funnytrickyTom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
funnytrickyWhat do you get if you add 2 to 200 four times?
202 , 202 , 202 , 202.