funnyWhat is a horse’s favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
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funnyWhat do you call it when your parachute doesn't open?
Jumping to a conclusion.
cleanfunnylogicYou leave home, make three left turns, and return home where you find two men wearing masks. Who are they?
A catcher and an umpire.
crazyfunnyWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
crazyfunnyscaryWhat did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
Don't spook until you are spooken too.
funnytrickyTom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
funnyWhat's three stories tall and moves at 15 mph through the jungle?
A giraffe on roller blades.
crazyfunnyWhen does an British Potato changes its nationality?
When it become french fires.
trickycrazyfunnyJason decided to give his bike 3 coats of paint. Which coat would go on the first?
The second, as it is the only coat that can go on 'the first' coat.
funnylogictrickyA horse is on a 24 foot chain and wants an apple that is 26 feet away. How can the horse get to the apple?
The chain is not attached to anything.
crazyfunnyWhich is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.