Why did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
She wanted to be on time.
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Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
What two keys cannot open any doors?
A donkey and a monkey.
What is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.
What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.
Why did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
What's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.
What do you call it when your parachute doesn't open?
Jumping to a conclusion.
What do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
What do you need to spot an iceberg 20 miles away?