funny Why did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
She wanted to be on time.
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simple funny A public library suddenly announced that each member could borrow an unlimited number of books and not return them for up to six months. Why?
The library was moving to a new building, but due to poor budgeting, they had little money left for the move. By giving borrowers extra time, it ensures that the borrowers moved most of the books.
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Nothing, just run.
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Sandwich.
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A fruit fly.
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Thunderwear.
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Big holes all over Australia!
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Stable tennis.
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A vicious circle.
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Because they were Wright (right).
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Spookgetti.
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