funnyWhy did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
She wanted to be on time.
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cleanfunnyWhat is the first thing a storm cloud puts on after a shower?
Thunderwear.
funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
funnycrazyWhy did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
Because she likes to rock and roll.
funnycrazyWhat type of house weighs the least?
A lighthouse.
funnycrazyWhat do you call a bear without ears?
BBBBBBBBB.
funnyWhat did one potato chip say to the other?
Shall we go for a dip?
crazyfunnyscaryWhat do little ghosts kids eat for dinner?
Spookgetti.
funnyloveIt's Valentine's Day! What reindeer do we see on this day?
Cupid.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Cockerpoodledoo.
funnytrickyWho is bigger: Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, or their baby?
The baby, because he is a little bigger.
