Why did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
She wanted to be on time.
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If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
How does a dog stop a video?
He presses the paws button.animalcrazyfunny
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.cleanfunny
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I'm sorry Ma'am, you'll have to use the dressing room.crazyfunnyshort
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