Why did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
She wanted to be on time.
See also best riddles or new riddles.cleanfunny
A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
The man did exactly as he said he would and wrote "your exact weight" on the paper.cleanfunnyshort
A hungry donkey was tied to a rope eight feet long. About thirty feet away there was a basket of fresh carrots. The donkey wanted to eat those carrots. How did he reach them?
It's not tied to anything else!cleanfunnyloveshort
What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.cleanfunnylogicshort
A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?
It was a bright, sunny day.cleanfunnyshortwhat am I
Take me for a spin and I'll make you cool, but use me in the winter and you're fool.
What am I?
A public library suddenly announced that each member could borrow an unlimited number of books and not return them for up to six months. Why?
The library was moving to a new building, but due to poor budgeting, they had little money left for the move. By giving borrowers extra time, it ensures that the borrowers moved most of the books.cleanfunnylove
What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.crazyfunnyshort
What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
Don't spook until you are spooken too.animalcleanfunnyshort
What do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?
What has a ring but no finger?