funnyWhy did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
She wanted to be on time.
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funnytrickyHow can a man go eight days without sleep?
He sleeps at nigt.
funnyWhat's three stories tall and moves at 15 mph through the jungle?
A giraffe on roller blades.
funnytrickycleverWhy don't tigers like fast food?
Because they can't catch it!
funnyWhy were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?
Because they were Wright (right).
funnyloveWhat did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I am nuts about you.
cleanfunnyWhat is the largest ant in the world?
Elephant.
stupidfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.
funnyWhat did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.
funnypunnyWhat is the Easter Bunny's favorite kind of music?
Hip-hop!
crazyfunnyWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
