Why did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
She wanted to be on time.
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Why is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?
Because he is still living.
Why did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.
Why are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!
Who is the silent member of the parliament?
I (The letter "I" is not pronounced in "parliament").
What does a house wear?
Dogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
How can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
What do you call a cow in a earthquake?
Mary’s father has 5 daughters – Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the fifth daughters name?
If you answered Nunu, you are wrong. It’s Mary!
What do you call a zipper on a banana?
A fruit fly.