Why did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
She wanted to be on time.
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What do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
How do you get the attention of someone you love?
By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else.
Why did the man ask his wife for a map?
Because he got lost in her eyes.
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite kind of music?
Why did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table?
She was on a crash diet.
Where did the sheep go on vacation?
What two keys cannot open any doors?
A donkey and a monkey.
Why did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
Because she likes to rock and roll.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.