Why did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
She wanted to be on time.
See also best riddles or new riddles.funnyshort
What does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
What do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A honey bunny.crazyfunnyshort
Why are televisions attracted to people ?
Because, people turn them on.cleanfunnyshort
What happens when you throw a blue rock into the yellow sea?
It will sink.cleanfunnyshort
What building has the most stories?
What goes up and doesn’t come back down?
If Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).animalcleanfunnyshort
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that will talk your ear off.cleanfunnyshort
What is the center of Gravity?
The letter V.crazyfunnyshort
What do you get when you cross SpongeBob with Albert Einstein?