funnyWhy did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
She wanted to be on time.
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funnyWhat do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll!
cleanfunnywhat am ITake me for a spin and I'll make you cool, but use me in the winter and you're fool.
What am I?
A fan.
funnyWhat sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
Bronchitis (bronc-itis).
funnystupidcrazyHow can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
funnyWhat is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.
cleanfunnytrickyWhat is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
cleanfunnyWhat is the easiest way to double your money?
Put it in front of the mirror of course.
cleanfunnylogicsimpleWhat can go up a chimney down but not down a chimney up?
An umbrella.
funnyWhat did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
funnyHow can you tell if a man is wearing an Italian suit?
It has spaghetti stains down the front.
