Why did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
She wanted to be on time.
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Dracula’s going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.animalfunnyshort
What is a fish without an eye?
How do you get the attention of someone you love?
By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else. funnylogicshort
There are different types of stones available. However, there is one type of stone you cannot find in the ocean! What is that?
A dry stone.animalcleanfunnyshort
What has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.funny
A public library suddenly announced that each member could borrow an unlimited number of books and not return them for up to six months. Why?
The library was moving to a new building, but due to poor budgeting, they had little money left for the move. By giving borrowers extra time, it ensures that the borrowers moved most of the books.cleanfunnylove
What happens when you fall in love with a french chef?
You get buttered up.crazyfunnyshort
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
What tea do hockey players drink?
A man rode out of town on Sunday, he stayed a whole night at a hotel and rode back to town the next day on Sunday. How is this possible?
His Horse was called Sunday!