Why did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
She wanted to be on time.
See also best riddles or new riddles.cleanfunnyshort
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.funnyshort
What city has no people?
If 20 blackbirds are on a fence and you shoot one, how many remain?
None, they would all fly away from the sound of the shot.funnyshort
What kinds of stones are never found in the ocean?
What is a frog's favorite game?
What do ghosts wear on their feet?
Scientists are trying to find out what is between earth and heaven. Can you find me?
What do you call a bear without an ear?
What did the store clerk say to the woman who asked to try on the dress in the window?
I'm sorry Ma'am, you'll have to use the dressing room.cleanfunnylove
What happens when you fall in love with a french chef?
You get buttered up.