A woman depended on a public telephone to make her calls, but it was usually out of order. Each day she reported this to the phone company, but nothing was done. Finally she came up with a fib that she told the phone company. The phone was fixed the next day. What did she tell them?
She told them that people were making calls without having to pay.
See also best riddles or new riddles.funnyshort
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.cleanlogicshort
This old one runs forever, but never moves at all. He has not lungs nor throat, but still a mighty roaring call. What is it?
What is as light as a feather but impossible to hold for several minutes?
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.cleanfunnyshort
What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.funnyshort
Sam was very busy business man. Suddenly he threw away his expensive watch out of the window. Why?
Because he always felt time was flying and he just wants to see how time flies.animalcleanfunnyshort
How do birds communicate?
How could the cowboy travel on friday, then sleep two days and then travel back home on friday.
If the horse was named Friday.funnyshort
Why was the broom late?
By what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food ?
If you take away the T, it would be eatable.