You are in a cold house in the winter.
It is dark.
You have one match.
There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove.
Which do you light first?
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The red house is on the white street, and the blue house is on the red street. Where is the white house?
Until I am measured I am not known. Yet how you miss me when I have flown.
What is the last thing you take off before bed?
Your feet off the floor.cleanfunny
How can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.cleanfunny
What is black and white and read all over?
Romeo and Juliet are found dead on the floor in a bedroom. When they were discovered, there were pieces of glass and some water on the floor. The only furniture in the room is a shelf and a bed. The house is in a remote location, away from everything except for the nearby railroad track. What caused the death of Romeo and Juliet?
Romeo and Juliet are fishies. The rumble of the train knocked the tank off the shelf, it broke and Romeo and Julia did not survive.cleanshort
You are in a room with 3 monkeys. One monkey has a banana, one has a stick, and one has nothing. Who is the smartest primate?
You always serve it, but nobody can ever eat it. What is that?
A tennis ball.cleanshort
Even if you give this to someone else, you still get to keep it. What is it?
Your word. animalcleanfunny
What is a sick crocodile?