cleanfunnyshortWhat is the first thing a storm cloud puts on after a shower?
Thunderwear.
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cleanfunnyWhat is the largest ant in the world?
Elephant.
funnyshortTom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
funnyshortWhat do moths study in school?
Mothematics.
cleancrazyfunnyshortWhat did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
It split.
cleanshortThree playing cards in a row. Can you name them with these clues? There is a two to the right of a king. A diamond will be found to the left of a spade. An ace is to the left of a heart. A heart is to the left of a spade. Now, identify all three cards.
Ace of Diamonds, King of Hearts, Two of Spades.
funnyshortWhat did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I am nuts about you.
animalcleanshortwhat am II live in the woods.
I'm very big and furry.
I have a big nose, a little tail
and four legs.
I like to eat fish and berries.
I am a...
Bear.
cleanshortWhat do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
animalcleanshortWhat kind of animal lives longest in zoos?
Turtles.
animalcleanshortWhat did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Ruff.
