cleanfunnyshortWhat is the first thing a storm cloud puts on after a shower?
Thunderwear.
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cleanloveshortWhat is invisible and makes people suffer from symptoms like sweating and nausea, yet people can’t survive without it?
Love.
cleanfunnyHow can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.
cleanlogicshortIn a one storey brown house, there was a brown person with a brown computer, brown telephone, and brown chair. He also had a brown cat and a brown fish – Just about everything was brown – What colour was the stairs?
As it was a one-storey house – there were no stairs.
cleanshortWhat is the similarity between a tooth and a tree?
Both have roots.
cleanlogicshortWhat goes through towns up hills but never moves?
A road.
cleanshortWhat has a foot on each side and one in the middle?
A yardstick.
cleanshortI heard of an invading, vanquishing army sweeping across the land, liquid-quick; conquering everything, quelling resistance. With it came darkness, dimming the light. Humans hid in their houses, while outside spears pierced, shattering stones walls. Uncountable soldiers smashed into the ground, but each elicited life as he died. When the army had vanished, advancing northward, the land was gree and growing, refresh.
Rainstorm.
cleanfunnyWhat do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.
animalcrazyfunnyshortWhat do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
Pooched eggs.
animalcleanfunnyIf you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?
Nothing. There are no alligators in the ocean.
