Riddle #16

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Storm cloud

What is the first thing a storm cloud puts on after a shower?
Thunderwear.
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175 votes

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Romeo and Juliet are fishies. The rumble of the train knocked the tank off the shelf, it broke and Romeo and Julia did not survive.
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Keep it

Even if you give this to someone else, you still get to keep it. What is it?
Your word.
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