What did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around, I'll go ahead.
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What did the store clerk say to the woman who asked to try on the dress in the window?
I'm sorry Ma'am, you'll have to use the dressing room.
Teddy bears are never hungry because they are always what?
What does a house wear?
What starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has more than 1000 letters?
A post office.
What is the largest ant in the world?
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
What loses its head in the morning but gets it back at night?
There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
A man rode out of town on Sunday, he stayed a whole night at a hotel and rode back to town the next day on Sunday. How is this possible?
His Horse was called Sunday!
You leave home, make three left turns, and return home where you find two men wearing masks. Who are they?
A catcher and an umpire.