Dogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
See also best riddles or new riddles.cleanfunnylogic
You leave home, make three left turns, and return home where you find two men wearing masks. Who are they?
A catcher and an umpire. animalcleanfunny
There’s a key that opens no doors but fills your stomach, what key is it?
How can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.cleanfunnylogicshort
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.cleanfunny
A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. How did he do it?
The kid filled a glass of water and held it over his head for 10 minutes.cleanfunny
What do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.cleanfunnylogicshort
What is represented by this BrainBat Pattern?
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It will never ask you any question, but you will still answer it. What is that?
A door bell and a phone call.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?