What has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
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If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
What loses its head in the morning but gets it back at night?
What can go up a chimney down but not down a chimney up?
Some months have 30 days, and some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
All of them.
Why is a river rich?
It has two banks.
A clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
What kind of dog never bites?
A hot dog.
A public library suddenly announced that each member could borrow an unlimited number of books and not return them for up to six months. Why?
The library was moving to a new building, but due to poor budgeting, they had little money left for the move. By giving borrowers extra time, it ensures that the borrowers moved most of the books.
Farmer Brown came to town with some watermelons. He sold half of them plus half a melon and found that he had one whole melon left. How many melons did he take to town?
Easy, three melons.
Some people prefer them with raisins
Some like them to contain chocolate chips
Whichever kind of these you like though
They don't last long once they've passed your lips
What are they?