A public library suddenly announced that each member could borrow an unlimited number of books and not return them for up to six months. Why?
The library was moving to a new building, but due to poor budgeting, they had little money left for the move. By giving borrowers extra time, it ensures that the borrowers moved most of the books.
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Why are televisions attracted to people ?
Because, people turn them on.cleanfunnylove
What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.funnylogicshort
Your bike crashed into the dark forest and suddenly you saw and deadly panther and jaguar. You got just one bullet.
What is your escape strategy?
Simple, you must shoot the panther and drive off in the jaguar (car).animalcrazyfunnyshort
What is it that has six legs, two heads, and flies?
A dirty person on a dirty horse. animalcleanfunny
What is a sick crocodile?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why does a person who is sick lose his sense of touch?
Because he does not feel well.animalcleanfunnyshort
What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
You're purrr-fect for me!animalfunny
What always sleeps with his shoes on?
What do computer programmers sing in the shower?