# Riddle #769

## Public Library

A public library suddenly announced that each member could borrow an unlimited number of books and not return them for up to six months. Why?
The library was moving to a new building, but due to poor budgeting, they had little money left for the move. By giving borrowers extra time, it ensures that the borrowers moved most of the books.
64.52 %

## Money

If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
Fall.
75.84 %

## Has 4 wheels and flies

What has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
75.57 %

## Loses its head in the morning

What loses its head in the morning but gets it back at night?
A pillow.
75.23 %

## 28 days

Some months have 30 days, and some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
All of them.
73.54 %

## Chimney

What can go up a chimney down but not down a chimney up?
An umbrella.
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## Rich river

Why is a river rich?
It has two banks.
71.80 %

## Butcher shop

A clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
71.64 %

## Dog which never bites

What kind of dog never bites?
A hot dog.
67.46 %

## My boss is a woman

One day a boss said to her employees, "I can fight and beat any man who works here." A new employee, a seven-foot-tall ex-prize fighter, stood up to take on the boss. The boss kept her word, but did not beat the man or back down. What did the boss do?
She fired the new employee on the spot.
71.67 %