A public library suddenly announced that each member could borrow an unlimited number of books and not return them for up to six months. Why?
The library was moving to a new building, but due to poor budgeting, they had little money left for the move. By giving borrowers extra time, it ensures that the borrowers moved most of the books.
See also best riddles or new riddles.funnylogicshort
There are different types of stones available. However, there is one type of stone you cannot find in the ocean! What is that?
A dry stone.funnyshort
Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.funnyshort
Is an old 50 rupee note worth more than a new one?
Yes of course, 50 rupees are more valuable than 1 rupee.animalfunnyshort
There is a kind of fish that can never swim. What is that?
August was the name of a puppy who was always picking on larger animals. One day he got into an argument with a lion. The next day was the first day of September. Why?
Because that was the last of August.cleanfunnyshort
How many witches does it take to change a LED light bulb?
Depends on what you want to change it into!cleanfunnyshort
In a major league baseball game, a pitcher faced only 27 batters. Every batter he faced, he struck out. He allowed no hits and no runs, yet his team lost 4-0. How could this be?
He came in as a relief pitcher in the top of first winning with no outs after the dork starting pitcher had already given up four runs!funnyshort
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.animalcleanfunny
What bird can write?
What is a cat’s favorite breakfast?