A public library suddenly announced that each member could borrow an unlimited number of books and not return them for up to six months. Why?
The library was moving to a new building, but due to poor budgeting, they had little money left for the move. By giving borrowers extra time, it ensures that the borrowers moved most of the books.
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What loses its head in the morning but gets it back at night?
What has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
Some months have 30 days, and some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
All of them.
Why is a river rich?
It has two banks.
What can go up a chimney down but not down a chimney up?
A clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
What kind of dog never bites?
A hot dog.
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I can swim or walk for miles.
I’m big with thick, white hair.
I live up in the Arctic.
What I am?
cleanwho am Isimpleclever
I have all the knowledge you have. But I am small as your fist that your hands can hold me. Who am I?
I'm your brain.