A public library suddenly announced that each member could borrow an unlimited number of books and not return them for up to six months. Why?
The library was moving to a new building, but due to poor budgeting, they had little money left for the move. By giving borrowers extra time, it ensures that the borrowers moved most of the books.
See also best riddles or new riddles.funnyshort
How can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.funnyshort
Everyone in the world needs it. They generously give it. But never take it. Then what is it?
Your bike crashed into the dark forest and suddenly you saw and deadly panther and jaguar. You got just one bullet.
What is your escape strategy?
Simple, you must shoot the panther and drive off in the jaguar (car).animalfunnyshort
What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!crazyfunnylogicshort
What's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.animalfunnyshort
What is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.funnylogicshort
Elmer Johnson went to the hardware store to make a purchase for his house. He asked the store clerk, "How much will one cost?" The clerk thought for a moment and said, "Three dollars." Elmer Johnson, who looked a little puzzled said, "Well then, how much will twelve cost?" "Six dollars," replied the clerk. Elmer Johnson scratched his head and said, "If I were to purchase two hundred, how much would that cost?" "That," said the clerk, "will cost you nine dollars." What was Elmer Johnson buying?
He was buying house numbers.cleanfunny
I run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit, never alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, waiting to be filled in the morning. What am I?
What type of cheese is made backwards?