How do you make the number one disappear?
Add the letter G and it’s "GONE".
See also best riddles or new riddles.cleanfunnyshort
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.cleanfunny
Romeo and Juliet are found dead on the floor in a bedroom. When they were discovered, there were pieces of glass and some water on the floor. The only furniture in the room is a shelf and a bed. The house is in a remote location, away from everything except for the nearby railroad track. What caused the death of Romeo and Juliet?
Romeo and Juliet are fishies. The rumble of the train knocked the tank off the shelf, it broke and Romeo and Julia did not survive.cleanfunnyshort
What loses its head in the morning but gets it back at night?
What kind of flower lives between your mouth amd chin? Two-lips.
Why does a person who is sick lose his sense of touch?
Because he does not feel well.cleanfunnyshort
How can you say that an ocean is so friendly to you?
Because it always waves.animalcleanfunnyshort
What kind of dog chases red articles of clothing?
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.cleanfunny
What is the largest ant in the world?