funnyHow can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.
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cleanfunnylogicsimpleWhat can go up a chimney down but not down a chimney up?
An umbrella.
punnyfunnystupidWhere did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
cleanfunnyTeddy bears are never hungry because they are always what?
Stuffed.
funnyWhy did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.
crazyfunnyWhat animal do you think is the best at baseball?
A bat.
funnycrazyBy what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?
If you take away the T, it would be eatable.
funnyWhat can make the octopus laugh?
Ten tickles (tentacles).
funnyWhat do you need to spot an iceberg 20 miles away?
Good eyesight.
crazyfunnyscaryWhat did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
Don't spook until you are spooken too.
funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
