funnyHow can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.
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funnytrickycleverWhy don't tigers like fast food?
Because they can't catch it!
funnycrazyWhat's the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools, the other dribbles.
funnyWhat is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer.
funnyThere is a kind of fish that can never swim. What is that?
Dead fish.
funnytrickyWhat is the center of Gravity?
The letter V.
funnytrickyTom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
crazyfunnypunnyWhat do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
Pooched eggs.
crazyfunnytrickyWhy do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do?
There are more Chinese men than Japanese men.
funnytrickyWhat do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?
Dead.
