How can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.
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Why does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.
How do trees access the internet?
They log in.
If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
Why does a person who is sick lose his sense of touch?
Because he does not feel well.
What animal is best at hitting a baseball?
Scientists are trying to find out what is between earth and heaven. Can you find me?
What is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.
How do you make the number one disappear?
Add the letter G and it’s "GONE".
What can go up a chimney down but not down a chimney up?
Dracula's going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.