How can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.
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What fish can help you to build a house?
A hammerhead shark.
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender reaches under the bar and brings out a gun and aims it at the man. The man says thank you and leaves. What happened?
The man had the hiccups and the water helped him stop it, and the gun scared him which also help stop his hiccups as well.
What has two humps and is found at the North Pole?
A lost camel!
If Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
How many witches does it take to change a LED light bulb?
Depends on what you want to change it into!
What can you lose that will cause other people to lose theirs too?
What is the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles, because there is a mile between each "s".
Why do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
If it takes one man three days to dig a hole, how long does it take two men to dig half a hole?
You can't dig half a hole.
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.