funny Why is there a halo in the water?
There is an angelfish there!
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funny Who is the silent member of the parliament?
I (The letter "I" is not pronounced in "parliament").
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To get a new crown.
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Big holes all over Australia!
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Spongebob smartypants.
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There are 18: 3 in "the", 7 in "English" and 8 in "alphabet".
Show me the answer Share riddle funny crazy A man came to visit at a convent while the superior mother was out of town. He left before she returned, and was careful to leave nothing behind. The nuns said nothing about his visit, so how did the superior mother figure out that a man had been there?
Because a toilet seat was up.
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Because, people turn them on.
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Depends on what you want to change it into!
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BBBBBBBBB.
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And.
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