Riddle #642

Why is there a halo in the water?

One day a boss said to her employees, "I can fight and beat any man who works here." A new employee, a seven-foot-tall ex-prize fighter, stood up to take on the boss. The boss kept her word, but did not beat the man or back down. What did the boss do?

Why did the boy bury his flashlight?

August was the name of a puppy who was always picking on larger animals. One day he got into an argument with a lion. The next day was the first day of September. Why?

What has 18 legs and catches flies?

What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Who is bigger: Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, or their baby?

A clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?

What do you call a bear without an ear?

Where does Valentine’s Day come after Easter?

There is a kind of fish that can never swim. What is that?