funnyWhy is there a halo in the water?
There is an angelfish there!
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crazyfunnyWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
crazyfunnyWhat do computer programmers sing in the shower?
Disc-o.
funnyWhat is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer.
stupidfunnycrazyWhat do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
A milkshake.
funnypunnyWhat kind of flower lives between your mouth and chin?
Two-lips.
funnyIf you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Very large hands.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
funnyThere’s a key that opens no doors but fills your stomach, what key is it?
A turkey.
funnytrickyA lawyer, a plumber and a hat maker were walking down the street. Who had the biggest hat?
The one with the biggest head.
funnytrickyWhat do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?
Dead.
