funnyWhy is there a halo in the water?
There is an angelfish there!
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funnyWhat is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
funnyloveIt's Valentine's Day! What reindeer do we see on this day?
Cupid.
funnyWhat's three stories tall and moves at 15 mph through the jungle?
A giraffe on roller blades.
cleanfunnyWhat can you lose that will cause other people to lose theirs too?
Your temper.
funnySam was very busy business man. Suddenly he threw away his expensive watch out of the window. Why?
Because he always felt time was flying and he just wants to see how time flies.
funnypunnyWho delivers Christmas presents to dogs?
Santa Paws.
funnyWhat is round on both sides but high in the middle?
Ohio.
funnyloveWhat did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I am nuts about you.
crazyfunnyWhy are televisions attracted to people ?
Because, people turn them on.
crazyfunnydirtyWhat do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
