Why is there a halo in the water?
There is an angelfish there!
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What did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
What do computer programmers sing in the shower?
What is a tree's favorite drink?
What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
What kind of flower lives between your mouth and chin?
If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Very large hands.
What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
There’s a key that opens no doors but fills your stomach, what key is it?
A lawyer, a plumber and a hat maker were walking down the street. Who had the biggest hat?
The one with the biggest head.
What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?