Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
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Teddy bears are never hungry because they are always what?
Tom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
It is a city that has no people! What is that?
Why do bees hum?
Cause they don't know the words.
What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?
What kind of ties can't you wear?
What loses its head in the morning but gets it back at night?
What did the store clerk say to the woman who asked to try on the dress in the window?
I'm sorry Ma'am, you'll have to use the dressing room.
What can you lose that will cause other people to lose theirs too?