funnyWhy did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
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funnyWhy is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven was hungry and 'seven ate nine' (7, 8, 9).
funnyloveWhat did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
funnypunnyWhat is a little dog's favorite drink?
Pupsi-cola.
funnyloveHow do you spell a pretty girl with only two letters?
QT.
funnycrazyWhat do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?
Mashed potatoes.
funnySam was very busy business man. Suddenly he threw away his expensive watch out of the window. Why?
Because he always felt time was flying and he just wants to see how time flies.
funnytrickyWho is bigger: Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, or their baby?
The baby, because he is a little bigger.
funnytrickycrazyYour bike crashed into the dark forest and suddenly you saw and deadly panther and jaguar. You got just one bullet.
What is your escape strategy?
Simple, you must shoot the panther and drive off in the jaguar (car).
funnytrickyWhat kind of dog has a bark but no bite?
A Dogwood.
funnyWhat do ghosts wear on their feet?
BOOts.
