funnyWhy did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
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crazyfunnyscaryWhat did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
Don't spook until you are spooken too.
cleanfunnysimpleWhat type of bear is toothless?
A gummy bear
funnyloveWhat do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?
Forget-me-nuts.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
funnyWhat do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.
funnylogictrickyA horse is on a 24 foot chain and wants an apple that is 26 feet away. How can the horse get to the apple?
The chain is not attached to anything.
simplecleanfunnyIf money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
Fall.
funnyloveWhat did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I am nuts about you.
cleanfunnylogicA man rode out of town on Sunday, he stayed a whole night at a hotel and rode back to town the next day on Sunday. How is this possible?
His Horse was called Sunday!
stupidfunnyWhat animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
