funnyWhy did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
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crazyfunnyWhat is a frog's favorite game?
Leapfrog.
funnystupidWhat do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
stupidfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.
stupidfunnyWhat animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
cleanfunnytrickyYou are in a cold house in the winter.
It is dark.
You have one match.
There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove.
Which do you light first?
The match.
cleanfunnyTeddy bears are never hungry because they are always what?
Stuffed.
funnyloveWhat did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
funnytrickyWhat do you get if you add 2 to 200 four times?
202 , 202 , 202 , 202.
crazyfunnyHow many witches does it take to change a LED light bulb?
Depends on what you want to change it into!
