funnyWhy did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
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funnyWhat is a song about a car called?
A car tune (cartoon).
cleanfunnyWhat did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around, I'll go ahead.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Cockerpoodledoo.
funnyWhat's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
Your teeth.
funnycrazyWhat's the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools, the other dribbles.
funnyWhat did the baby corn ask the mama corn?
Where is the popcorn?
funnyWhat can make the octopus laugh?
Ten tickles (tentacles).
punnyfunnyWhat is a Cheerleader's favorite food?
Cheerios.
punnyfunnyWhat happens when you slap Dwayne Johnson's butt?
You hit Rock Bottom.
scaryfunnycrazyWhat do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
