funnyWhy did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
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funnyHow can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.
cleanfunnylogicHow can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it?
It can have a hole in it.
punnyfunnyHow do trees access the internet?
They log in.
stupidfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that will talk your ear off.
funnycrazyWhy did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
cleanfunnyWhat is the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles, because there is a mile between each "s".
simplecleanfunnyIf money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
Fall.
stupidfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.
funnyThere is a kind of fish that can never swim. What is that?
Dead fish.
funnycrazyWhy did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
Because she likes to rock and roll.
