funnyWhy did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
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crazyfunnytrickyHow do you prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter.
funnyWhat is a lion’s favorite state?
Maine.
funnyHow do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
cleanfunnysimpleWhat kind of dog never bites?
A hot dog.
crazyfunnyWhich is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.
cleanfunnyWhat did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around, I'll go ahead.
funnyWhat is blue, green, yellow, purple, brown, black, and grey?
A box of crayonst.
funnycrazyWhat do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?
Mashed potatoes.
funnyWhy is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
funnyWhat is the major difference between a lighting and electricity?
You don’t need to pay for lightning.
