Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
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What do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?
How can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.
What color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
What does the orange do, when it takes a test?
What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
Don't spook until you are spooken too.
Why are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!
What kind of ties can't you wear?
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender reaches under the bar and brings out a gun and aims it at the man. The man says thank you and leaves. What happened?
The man had the hiccups and the water helped him stop it, and the gun scared him which also help stop his hiccups as well.
Two blondes were going to disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One way said highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left. Why did the blondes go home?
Because they thought that disneyland actually left.