funnyWhy did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
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crazyfunnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
stupidfunnytrickyIf six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
cleanfunnyWhat did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around, I'll go ahead.
crazyfunnyWhat animal do you think is the best at baseball?
A bat.
crazyfunnyWhat did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
It split.
funnypunnyWhy are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!
crazyfunnytrickyWhen is a yellow dog most likely to enter a house?
When the door is open.
funnyWhat do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll!
crazyfunnyWhat do you call a towel that has fallen in the sea?
A wet towel.
funnyHow can you tell if a man is wearing an Italian suit?
It has spaghetti stains down the front.
