funnyWhy did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
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crazyfunnyHow far can a fox run into a grove?
Only halfway - then he’s running out of it!
funnyloveIt's Valentine's Day! What reindeer do we see on this day?
Cupid.
cleanfunnyWhat can you lose that will cause other people to lose theirs too?
Your temper.
crazyfunnyWhat animal do you think is the best at baseball?
A bat.
funnyloveWhats the difference between love and marriage?
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
funnyWhat does this say? Esgg sgeg gegs gsge.
Scrambled eggs.
funnytrickycleverWhy don't tigers like fast food?
Because they can't catch it!
funnyWhy did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
She wanted to be on time.
stupidfunnyWhat animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
funnytrickyWhat do you get if you add 2 to 200 four times?
202 , 202 , 202 , 202.
