funnyWhy did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
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cleanfunnyTeddy bears are never hungry because they are always what?
Stuffed.
funnytrickyTom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
funnyWhat sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
Bronchitis (bronc-itis).
trickyfunnyIt is a city that has no people! What is that?
Electricity.
funnyWhy do bees hum?
Cause they don't know the words.
funnyWhat do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll!
funnyWhat kind of ties can't you wear?
Railroad ties.
cleanfunnysimplecleverWhat loses its head in the morning but gets it back at night?
A pillow.
cleanfunnyWhat did the store clerk say to the woman who asked to try on the dress in the window?
I'm sorry Ma'am, you'll have to use the dressing room.
cleanfunnyWhat can you lose that will cause other people to lose theirs too?
Your temper.
