funnyWhy did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
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funnypunnyDid you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?
He pastaway.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
Pooched eggs.
cleanfunnyWhat can you lose that will cause other people to lose theirs too?
Your temper.
funnyWhat is black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
funnyWhat do you need to spot an iceberg 20 miles away?
Good eyesight.
funnyloveWhat do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?
Forget-me-nuts.
funnyWho is the silent member of the parliament?
I (The letter "I" is not pronounced in "parliament").
funnyWhat is round on both sides but high in the middle?
Ohio.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call a great dog detective?
Sherlock Bones.
stupidfunnyA man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
