funny Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
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funny love What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
Show me the answer Share riddle simple funny A public library suddenly announced that each member could borrow an unlimited number of books and not return them for up to six months. Why?
The library was moving to a new building, but due to poor budgeting, they had little money left for the move. By giving borrowers extra time, it ensures that the borrowers moved most of the books.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny tricky Joe bets Tony $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet?
Joe said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny What is round on both sides but high in the middle?
Ohio.
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Tell it a yolk.
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy funny dirty What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny There is a kind of fish that can never swim. What is that?
Dead fish.
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It can have a hole in it.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny What is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer.
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It was full of starfish.
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