funnyWhy is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven was hungry and 'seven ate nine' (7, 8, 9).
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cleanfunnysimpleSome months have 30 days, and some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
All of them.
funnyHow can you say that an ocean is so friendly to you?
Because it always waves.
funnyloveHow do you spell a pretty girl with only two letters?
QT.
funnysimpleWhat has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
funnytrickyHow can a man go eight days without sleep?
He sleeps at nigt.
funnypunnyDid you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?
He pastaway.
cleanfunnylogicDuring what month do people sleep the least?
February because it's the shortest month.
funnyloveHow do you get the attention of someone you love?
By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else.
funnyWhat did one potato chip say to the other?
Shall we go for a dip?
funnyWhat do ghosts wear on their feet?
BOOts.