funny Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven was hungry and 'seven ate nine' (7, 8, 9).
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QT.
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Leap Year.
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All of the men were married.
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It's time to go to sweep.
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He pastaway.
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Smiles, because there is a mile between each "s".
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Because it was not peeling well.
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Good eyesight.
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Their mother was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
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Bronchitis (bronc-itis).
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