Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven was hungry and 'seven ate nine' (7, 8, 9).
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What do computer programmers sing in the shower?
Why were the little ink stains crying?
Their mother was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
What happens when you fall in love with a french chef?
You get buttered up.
What do you call an elephant with wings?
A Jumbo Jet.
It is a city that has no people! What is that?
What is a frog's favorite game?
Dracula's going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
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There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What am I?
This is a watermelon.
How do trees access the internet?
They log in.