Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven was hungry and 'seven ate nine' (7, 8, 9).
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What is round on both sides but high in the middle?
Wednesday, Tom and Joe went to a restaurant and ate dinner.
When they were done they paid for the food and left.
But Tom and Joe didn't pay for the food. Who did?
Wednesday (the name of the third person in the group, not the day).
If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
How do birds communicate?
Which is faster among the two? Hot or cold?
Hot is faster, as you can easily catch cold.
What you call a witch at a beach?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter.
What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Why did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.
Is an old 50 rupee note worth more than a new one?
Yes of course, 50 rupees are more valuable than 1 rupee.