funny Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven was hungry and 'seven ate nine' (7, 8, 9).
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funny logic tricky A murdered is condemned to death.
He has to choose between three rooms.
The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years.
Which room is safest for him?
The third room. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.
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A bat.
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A flat cat.
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Only halfway - then he’s running out of it!
Show me the answer Share riddle funny simple tricky A clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
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It was love at first bite.
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If you take away the T, it would be eatable.
Show me the answer Share riddle tricky funny It is a city that has no people! What is that?
Electricity.
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The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny punny Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?
He pastaway.
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