funnypunnyDid you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?
He pastaway.
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funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
funnypunnyWhat is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
funnypunnyWhat do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?
A lawnmooer.
funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
punnyfunnyWhat you call a witch at a beach?
Sandwich.
funnypunnyWhat do u call a flawless bank robbery with no fingerprints left behind?
Stainless steal
funnypunnyWhat do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.
funnypunnyWhat is the Easter Bunny's favorite kind of music?
Hip-hop!
crazyfunnypunnyWhat do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
