funnyWhat did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.
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funnyWhat is round on both sides but high in the middle?
Ohio.
crazyfunnydirtyWhat do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
crazyfunnyWhen does an British Potato changes its nationality?
When it become french fires.
funnyWhat is blue, green, yellow, purple, brown, black, and grey?
A box of crayonst.
simplecleanfunnyIf money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
Fall.
funnyIf you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Very large hands.
cleanfunnyWhat kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom.
funnypunnyWho delivers Christmas presents to dogs?
Santa Paws.
funnyThere is a kind of fish that can never swim. What is that?
Dead fish.
crazyfunnyWhat's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.