# Riddle #451

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## Chewing gum to the shoe

What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.
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## Public Library

A public library suddenly announced that each member could borrow an unlimited number of books and not return them for up to six months. Why?
The library was moving to a new building, but due to poor budgeting, they had little money left for the move. By giving borrowers extra time, it ensures that the borrowers moved most of the books.
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## The dress in the window

What did the store clerk say to the woman who asked to try on the dress in the window?
I'm sorry Ma'am, you'll have to use the dressing room.
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## The center of Gravity

What is the center of Gravity?
The letter V.
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## Cross cat with an elephant

What do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
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## Lemon and an orange

A lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Because it was yellow.
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## Cross an elephant and a kangaroo

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!
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## Longest word in the dictionary

What is the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles, because there is a mile between each "s".
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## When you cross a cow and a lawnmower

What do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?
A lawnmooer.
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## What is risk?

There was once a college that offered a class on probability applied to the real world. The class was relatively easy, but there was a catch. There were no homework assignments or tests, but there was a final exam that would have only one question on it. When everyone received the test it was a blank sheet of paper with a solitary question on it: "What is risk?" Most students were able to pass, but only one student received 100% for the class! Even stranger was that he only wrote down one word! What did he write?
He, brilliant student, wrote down: "This".
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