Riddle #451

What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?

What has 4 wheels and flies?

What starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has more than 1000 letters?

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?

How do you make the number one disappear?

Tom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?

A Panda Bear walked into a restaurant. He sat down at a table and ordered some food. When he was finished eating, he took out a gun and shot his waiter. He then left the restaurant.After the police caught up with him, they asked him why he had killed the waiter.He replied, "Look me up in the dictionary." What did the dictionary say?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?

What did the hat say to the scarf?

What do moths study in school?

What did the beach say when the tide came in?