funnyWhat did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.
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stupidfunnyWhat do polar bears eat for lunch?
Ice berg-ers!
funnyWhat does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
Evaporated milk.
cleanfunnylogicsimpleWhat can go up a chimney down but not down a chimney up?
An umbrella.
funnyWhy couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
funnyWhat is black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
funnyWhy is a crash of thunder like a jewler?
Because both make the ear-ring.
cleanfunnyWhy do elephants have wrinkles?
No one is brave enough to iron them.
funnycrazyWhy does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.
funnyIf a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.
crazyfunnyWhy did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table?
She was on a crash diet.
