What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.
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What does a house wear?
What is a sick crocodile?
Why did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table?
She was on a crash diet.
How do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
Mary’s father has 5 daughters – Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the fifth daughters name?
If you answered Nunu, you are wrong. It’s Mary!
If it takes one man three days to dig a hole, how long does it take two men to dig half a hole?
You can't dig half a hole.
How do trees access the internet?
They log in.
What is the major difference between a lighting and electricity?
You don’t need to pay for lightning.
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?