funnyWhat bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone.
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stupidfunnycrazyWhat do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
A milkshake.
cleanfunnysimpleWhat type of bear is toothless?
A gummy bear
funnypunnyHow do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
funnycrazyWhat do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?
Mashed potatoes.
funnyWhat do you call a zipper on a banana?
A fruit fly.
funnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
funnytrickypunnyWhat rock group has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
funnytrickycleandirtyWhy is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?
Because he is still living.
cleanfunnylogicYou leave home, make three left turns, and return home where you find two men wearing masks. Who are they?
A catcher and an umpire.
punnyfunnyWhat happens when you slap Dwayne Johnson's butt?
You hit Rock Bottom.
