funnyWhat bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone.
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crazyfunnyWhat do you call a towel that has fallen in the sea?
A wet towel.
funnyloveWhat do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?
Forget-me-nuts.
cleanfunnyTeddy bears are never hungry because they are always what?
Stuffed.
trickyfunnyThe red house is on the white street, and the blue house is on the red street. Where is the white house?
Washington, DC.
funnyWhat is a worm that does not wriggle?
A bookworm.
funnyWhat do you call a cow in a earthquake?
A milkshake.
crazyfunnyscaryWhat did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
Don't spook until you are spooken too.
funnypunnyWhat do u call a flawless bank robbery with no fingerprints left behind?
Stainless steal
funnyWhat do ghosts wear on their feet?
BOOts.
funnytrickypunnyWhat rock group has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
