funnyWhat bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone.
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cleanfunnylogicA man rode out of town on Sunday, he stayed a whole night at a hotel and rode back to town the next day on Sunday. How is this possible?
His Horse was called Sunday!
crazyfunnylovestorypunnyYou meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
funnyWhat did one potato chip say to the other?
Shall we go for a dip?
crazyfunnytrickyWhat do you call a bear without an ear?
A “b”.
stupidfunnyWhat did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
cleanfunnylogicsimpleWhat can go up a chimney down but not down a chimney up?
An umbrella.
funnyWhat sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
Bronchitis (bronc-itis).
funnyWhat do the dentists call the astronauts cavity?
A black hole.
funnysimpleWhat has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
funnyWhat animal is best at hitting a baseball?
A bat.
