funnyWhat bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone.
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funnyloveWhat did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I am nuts about you.
crazyfunnyWhat is a frog's favorite game?
Leapfrog.
funnyWhat is a horse’s favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
funnystupidWhat do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash.
funnyloveWhat do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?
Forget-me-nuts.
punnyfunnyWhat is a sick crocodile?
An ail-ligator.
funnyWhy were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?
Because they were Wright (right).
funnyWhat is a song about a car called?
A car tune (cartoon).
funnytrickyscaryImagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?
Quit imagining.