animalcleanfunnyshortWhat bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone.
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cleanshortWhat has hands but can not clap?
A clock.
funnyshortWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
cleanshortWe travelled the sea far and wide. At one time, two of my sailors were standing on opposite sides of the ship. One was looking west and the other one east. And at the same time, they could see each other clearly. How can that be possible?
The sailors had their backs against either ends of the ship.
cleanlogicshortRe-arrange the letters, O O U S W T D N E J R to spell just one word.
"Just one word".
crazyfunnyshortWhy did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table?
She was on a crash diet.
cleanlogicshortIt is impossible to keep it until you give it someone else. What is that?
A promise.
cleanshortThe more you take, the more you leave behind.
Footsteps.
cleanfunnyWhat did the store clerk say to the woman who asked to try on the dress in the window?
I'm sorry Ma'am, you'll have to use the dressing room.
cleanshortWhat has six faces, but does not wear makeup. It also has twenty-one eyes, but cannot see?
A die (dice).
cleanshortYou are in a room with 3 monkeys. One monkey has a banana, one has a stick, and one has nothing. Who is the smartest primate?
You.
