funnyWhat bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone.
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stupidfunnyWhat did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
crazyfunnytrickyHow do you prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter.
funnyWhat do the dentists call the astronauts cavity?
A black hole.
funnyWhy did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.
funnytrickycleverWhy don't tigers like fast food?
Because they can't catch it!
funnyWhich insect is the best in games?
A cricket.
funnypunnyWhat is common between a dog and a tree?
The bark.
funnypunnyWhat do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?
A lawnmooer.
punnyfunnyHow does a dog stop a video?
He presses the paws button.
crazyfunnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.