funnyWhat bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone.
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cleanfunnymysteryThey have not flesh, nor feathers, nor scales, nor bone. Yet they have fingers and thumbs of their own. What are they?
Gloves.
funnyWhy is a crash of thunder like a jewler?
Because both make the ear-ring.
crazyfunnylovestorypunnyYou meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
funnyWhat is blue, green, yellow, purple, brown, black, and grey?
A box of crayonst.
funnytrickyA lawyer, a plumber and a hat maker were walking down the street. Who had the biggest hat?
The one with the biggest head.
cleanfunnyWhat does a house wear?
Ad-dress.
cleanfunnyHow do you make the number one disappear?
Add the letter G and it’s "GONE".
funnyloveWhat did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I am nuts about you.
funnyWhat do you call a 100-year-old ant?
An antique!
funnyBuy me, deliver me or even smell me, I won’t change! I will remain same!
Cent, Sent and Scent.
