funnyWhat bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone.
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cleanfunnytrickyScientists are trying to find out what is between earth and heaven. Can you find me?
And.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
cleanfunnylogicHow can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it?
It can have a hole in it.
cleanfunnyWhat kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom.
funnystupidWhat do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
crazyfunnyHow far can a fox run into a grove?
Only halfway - then he’s running out of it!
funnyWhat do you call a zipper on a banana?
A fruit fly.
cleanfunnyWhat is the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles, because there is a mile between each "s".
funnytrickyHow many letters are there in the English alphabet?
There are 18: 3 in "the", 7 in "English" and 8 in "alphabet".
funnyWhy were the little ink stains crying?
Their mother was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
