funnyWhat bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone.
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lovefunnyWhy did the bee get married?
Because he found his honey.
funnytrickyWhat do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?
Dead.
funnypunnyWhat kind of flower lives between your mouth and chin?
Two-lips.
funnytrickyscaryImagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?
Quit imagining.
cleanfunnyWhat kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
A palm.
funnycrazyWhat's the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools, the other dribbles.
funnylogictrickyA horse is on a 24 foot chain and wants an apple that is 26 feet away. How can the horse get to the apple?
The chain is not attached to anything.
funnyWhat is represented by this BrainBat Pattern?
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Forest.
funnytrickyWhat has five eyes, but cannot see?
The Mississippi River.
funnyWhat does the orange do, when it takes a test?
It concentrates.
