funny What bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone.
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funny stupid What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
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A spelling bee.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny tricky Joe bets Tony $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet?
Joe said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny logic tricky A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?
It was a bright, sunny day.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny crazy One day a boss said to her employees, "I can fight and beat any man who works here."
A new employee, a seven-foot-tall ex-prize fighter, stood up to take on the boss.
The boss kept her word, but did not beat the man or back down.
What did the boss do?
She fired the new employee on the spot.
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy funny Why did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table?
She was on a crash diet.
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Santa Paws.
Show me the answer Share riddle dirty funny August was the name of a puppy who was always picking on larger animals. One day he got into an argument with a lion. The next day was the first day of September. Why?
Because that was the last of August.
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Jungle Bells, Jungle bells..!
Show me the answer Share riddle funny Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven was hungry and 'seven ate nine' (7, 8, 9).
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