funnyWhat bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone.
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funnytrickyWhat has five eyes, but cannot see?
The Mississippi River.
cleanfunnyWhat kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom.
funnyThere is a kind of fish that can never swim. What is that?
Dead fish.
funnypunnyDogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
Fleece.
funnyWhy was the broom late?
It overswept.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get when you cross SpongeBob with Albert Einstein?
Spongebob smartypants.
funnytrickyJoe bets Tony $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet?
Joe said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
Dingo Starr.
funnyBuy me, deliver me or even smell me, I won’t change! I will remain same!
Cent, Sent and Scent.
crazyfunnyHow many witches does it take to change a LED light bulb?
Depends on what you want to change it into!
