funnyWhat bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone.
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funnytrickyTom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
funnypunnyWhat do you call lending money to a bison?
A buff-a-loan.
cleanfunnyWhat did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around, I'll go ahead.
punnyfunnyloveWhat did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
You're purrr-fect for me!
funnyWhat do you call a cow in a earthquake?
A milkshake.
crazyfunnyWhere do cows have a party?
At the ‘moo’vies.
funnypunnyWhat do you call an asian vegatable?
Broco-Lee
stupidfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.
cleanfunnytrickyWhat is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
funnyWhat is black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
