What bone will a dog never eat?
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What has five eyes, but cannot see?
The Mississippi River.
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
There is a kind of fish that can never swim. What is that?
Dogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
Why was the broom late?
What do you get when you cross SpongeBob with Albert Einstein?
Joe bets Tony $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet?
Joe said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.
What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
Buy me, deliver me or even smell me, I won’t change! I will remain same!
Cent, Sent and Scent.
How many witches does it take to change a LED light bulb?
Depends on what you want to change it into!