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A sourpuss.
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funny What animal keeps the best time?
A watch dog.
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It overswept.
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Spookgetti.
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Sleep somewhere else.
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Only halfway - then he’s running out of it!
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I'm stuck on you.
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Antartica.
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Because it was not peeling well.
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The bark.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny crazy One day a boss said to her employees, "I can fight and beat any man who works here."
A new employee, a seven-foot-tall ex-prize fighter, stood up to take on the boss.
The boss kept her word, but did not beat the man or back down.
What did the boss do?
She fired the new employee on the spot.
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