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A sourpuss.
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funny What do you call it when your parachute doesn't open?
Jumping to a conclusion.
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Scrambled eggs.
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Thunderwear.
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I am nuts about you.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny logic love A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
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A milkshake.
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To get a new crown.
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Shall we go for a dip?
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Itenticle.
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A toothless squirrel.
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