funnyWhat do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
A sourpuss.
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funnyWhat did the baby corn ask the mama corn?
Where is the popcorn?
funnyWhy is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven was hungry and 'seven ate nine' (7, 8, 9).
crazyfunnylovestorypunnyYou meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
cleanfunnyWhat is the first thing a storm cloud puts on after a shower?
Thunderwear.
funnyWhat part of London is in Brazil?
"L".
funnytrickyTom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
cleanfunnyWhen does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
funnystupidcrazyHow can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
stupidfunnyWhat color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
funnycrazyWhy is it always so hot in the corner of a room?
Because a corner is 90 degrees.
