funny What do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
A sourpuss.
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funny What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.
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Because both make the ear-ring.
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Because it was not peeling well.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny logic love A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
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When the door is open.
Show me the answer Share riddle tricky crazy funny Jason decided to give his bike 3 coats of paint. Which coat would go on the first?
The second, as it is the only coat that can go on 'the first' coat.
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Antartica.
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Root beer.
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Spongebob smartypants.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny tricky Joe bets Tony $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet?
Joe said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.
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