What do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
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What did the baby corn ask the mama corn?
Where is the popcorn?
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven was hungry and 'seven ate nine' (7, 8, 9).
You meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
What is the first thing a storm cloud puts on after a shower?
What part of London is in Brazil?
Tom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
How can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
What color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
Why is it always so hot in the corner of a room?
Because a corner is 90 degrees.