funny What do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
A sourpuss.
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funny There is a kind of fish that can never swim. What is that?
Dead fish.
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By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else.
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Thunderwear.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny crazy One day a boss said to her employees, "I can fight and beat any man who works here."
A new employee, a seven-foot-tall ex-prize fighter, stood up to take on the boss.
The boss kept her word, but did not beat the man or back down.
What did the boss do?
She fired the new employee on the spot.
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The baaaahamas.
Show me the answer Share riddle stupid funny A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
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There are more Chinese men than Japanese men.
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A lighthouse.
Show me the answer Share riddle what am I funny I plow and plow, but never sow. What am I?
A pig.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny punny What is never hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because it is always stuffed.
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