funnyWhat do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
A sourpuss.
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funnyWhat did the space man say when he set foot on a giant chocolate bar?
I have just set foot on Mars.
crazyfunnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
funnyWhy were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?
Because they were Wright (right).
funnyWhich insect is the best in games?
A cricket.
funnyWhat do you need to spot an iceberg 20 miles away?
Good eyesight.
simplecleanfunnyIf money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
Fall.
cleanfunnylogicDuring what month do people sleep the least?
February because it's the shortest month.
funnyWhat bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone.
cleanfunnylogicA man rode out of town on Sunday, he stayed a whole night at a hotel and rode back to town the next day on Sunday. How is this possible?
His Horse was called Sunday!
cleanfunnyThere is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
A window.
