funny What do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
A sourpuss.
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funny stupid crazy How can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
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It overswept.
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Quit imagining.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny tricky detective Four men were fishing in a boat on the lake. The boat turned over and all four men sank to the bottom of the lake. And yet, not one single man got wet. How is this possible?
All of the men were married.
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Cent, Sent and Scent.
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A watch dog.
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A bookworm.
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Scrambled eggs.
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A car tune (cartoon).
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny logic A man rode out of town on Sunday, he stayed a whole night at a hotel and rode back to town the next day on Sunday. How is this possible?
His Horse was called Sunday!
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