What is black and white and read all over?
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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
A horse is on a 24 foot chain and wants an apple that is 26 feet away. How can the horse get to the apple?
The chain is not attached to anything.
What bird can write?
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Take me for a spin and I'll make you cool, but use me in the winter and you're fool.
What am I?
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
What do you call it when your parachute doesn't open?
Jumping to a conclusion.
You meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
A public library suddenly announced that each member could borrow an unlimited number of books and not return them for up to six months. Why?
The library was moving to a new building, but due to poor budgeting, they had little money left for the move. By giving borrowers extra time, it ensures that the borrowers moved most of the books.
What is a frog's favorite game?
What kind of dog never bites?
A hot dog.