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A newspaper.
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An ail-ligator.
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Because, people turn them on.
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A car.
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A lost camel!
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A flat cat.
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I am nuts about you.
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Because they thought that disneyland actually left.
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Because he has a black belt.
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A fowl weather.
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Twig or treat.
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