funnyWhat is black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
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funnytrickyWhat has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.
cleanfunnyWhen does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
funnyloveWhats the difference between love and marriage?
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
funnyWhat sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
Bronchitis (bronc-itis).
funnyWhat can make the octopus laugh?
Ten tickles (tentacles).
funnyWhat do moths study in school?
Mothematics.
funnyWhat is blue, green, yellow, purple, brown, black, and grey?
A box of crayonst.
funnypunnyWhat is never hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because it is always stuffed.
funnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks.
funnyWhy is a crash of thunder like a jewler?
Because both make the ear-ring.
