What is black and white and read all over?
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What do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?
What's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.
Jason decided to give his bike 3 coats of paint. Which coat would go on the first?
The second, as it is the only coat that can go on 'the first' coat.
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that will talk your ear off.
What is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.
Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?
What is a horse’s favorite sport?
If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Very large hands.
What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
A kind hearted person Mr. Rawat buy packed food at 3$/packet from United states and sells them at 1$/packet at Africa.
After some time he becomes a millionaire.
How come the guy become millionaire?
He started out as a billionaire, but lost so much money in his good works (by giving to poor people) that he became a millionaire.