funnyWhat is black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
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funnycrazyBy what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?
If you take away the T, it would be eatable.
crazystupidfunnyWhat is the best thing to take when you're run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.
cleanfunnyWhen does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
stupidfunnyWhat did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
funnycrazyWhy did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
Because she likes to rock and roll.
punnyfunnyloveWhat did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
You're purrr-fect for me!
crazyfunnyWhat clothes does a house wear?
Address.
crazyfunnydirtyWhat do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
funnyWhat do ghosts wear on their feet?
BOOts.
crazyfunnyWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
