funny What is black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
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funny Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny Wednesday, Tom and Joe went to a restaurant and ate dinner.
When they were done they paid for the food and left.
But Tom and Joe didn't pay for the food. Who did?
Wednesday (the name of the third person in the group, not the day).
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A trombone.
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Railroad ties.
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy stupid funny What is the best thing to take when you're run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.
Show me the answer Share riddle tricky funny What does a cat have that no other animal has?
Kittens.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny crazy By what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?
If you take away the T, it would be eatable.
Show me the answer Share riddle stupid funny tricky If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny mystery They have not flesh, nor feathers, nor scales, nor bone. Yet they have fingers and thumbs of their own. What are they?
Gloves.
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Because I wanted to see the butterfly.
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