# Riddle #343

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What is black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
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## Similar riddles

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What do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
A sourpuss.
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## The sun

Why is the sun so bright?
Because it pays attention in the class and does its homework on time.
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## Santa

Why is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.
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## Flawless bank robbery

What do u call a flawless bank robbery with no fingerprints left behind?
Stainless steal
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## What is risk?

There was once a college that offered a class on probability applied to the real world. The class was relatively easy, but there was a catch. There were no homework assignments or tests, but there was a final exam that would have only one question on it. When everyone received the test it was a blank sheet of paper with a solitary question on it: "What is risk?" Most students were able to pass, but only one student received 100% for the class! Even stranger was that he only wrote down one word! What did he write?
He, brilliant student, wrote down: "This".
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## Bear caught in the rain

What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
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## Fish without an eye

What is a fish without an eye?
FSH.
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## Condemned to death

A murdered is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?
The third room. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.
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## Has five eyes, but cannot see

What has five eyes, but cannot see?
The Mississippi River.
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## Why do bees hum

Why do bees hum?
Cause they don't know the words.
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