funnyWhat is black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
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funnyWhy do bees hum?
Cause they don't know the words.
crazyfunnytrickyWhy do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do?
There are more Chinese men than Japanese men.
funnyWhat is the major difference between a lighting and electricity?
You don’t need to pay for lightning.
cleanfunnyWhat did the store clerk say to the woman who asked to try on the dress in the window?
I'm sorry Ma'am, you'll have to use the dressing room.
funnytrickypunnyWhat rock group has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
funnytrickyJoe bets Tony $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet?
Joe said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.
funnyloveWhat happens when you fall in love with a french chef?
You get buttered up.
crazyfunnytrickyWhen is a yellow dog most likely to enter a house?
When the door is open.
funnyloveWhy did the man ask his wife for a map?
Because he got lost in her eyes.
funnytrickyIs an old 50 rupee note worth more than a new one?
Yes of course, 50 rupees are more valuable than 1 rupee.
