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Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.
Wednesday, Tom and Joe went to a restaurant and ate dinner.
When they were done they paid for the food and left.
But Tom and Joe didn't pay for the food. Who did?
Wednesday (the name of the third person in the group, not the day).
What bone will a dog never eat?
What kind of ties can't you wear?
What is the best thing to take when you're run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.
What does a cat have that no other animal has?
By what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?
If you take away the T, it would be eatable.
If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
They have not flesh, nor feathers, nor scales, nor bone. Yet they have fingers and thumbs of their own. What are they?
Why did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.