funnyWhat is black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
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funnyloveWhat do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?
Forget-me-nuts.
funnyDracula's going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
cleanfunnyWhat did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around, I'll go ahead.
crazyfunnycleverWhich is the rope you never skip with?
Europe.
stupidfunnyWhat color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
crazyfunnyWhat's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.
funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
funnyWhat is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
funnyWhy is there a halo in the water?
There is an angelfish there!
funnyWhich part of a road do Ghost's love to travel the most?
The Dead End.
