funnyWhat does this say? Esgg sgeg gegs gsge.
Scrambled eggs.
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funnyWhat do you call it when your parachute doesn't open?
Jumping to a conclusion.
crazyfunnyHow far can a fox run into a grove?
Only halfway - then he’s running out of it!
funnystupidWhat has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
crazyfunnyWhat is a cat’s favorite breakfast?
Mice krispies.
crazyfunnylovestorypunnyYou meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
crazyfunnyWhat's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.
funnyWhat is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.
funnytrickyWhat do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?
Dead.
funnyloveHow do you spell a pretty girl with only two letters?
QT.
funnyWhy is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven was hungry and 'seven ate nine' (7, 8, 9).
