funnyWhat does this say? Esgg sgeg gegs gsge.
Scrambled eggs.
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funnyWhy does a person who is sick lose his sense of touch?
Because he does not feel well.
funnyWhat is blue, green, yellow, purple, brown, black, and grey?
A box of crayonst.
funnypunnyWhat do u call a flawless bank robbery with no fingerprints left behind?
Stainless steal
cleanfunnyWhat is the first thing a storm cloud puts on after a shower?
Thunderwear.
funnysimpletrickyA clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
funnyHow do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
funnyWhat do you call it when your parachute doesn't open?
Jumping to a conclusion.
funnyWhat part of London is in Brazil?
"L".
funnyIf you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Very large hands.
funnyWhat did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.
