funnypunnyWhat is common between a dog and a tree?
The bark.
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funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
punnyfunnyWhat is a Cheerleader's favorite food?
Cheerios.
funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
punnyfunnyWhat you call a witch at a beach?
Sandwich.
punnyfunnyWhat happens when you slap Dwayne Johnson's butt?
You hit Rock Bottom.
funnypunnyWhat do you call lending money to a bison?
A buff-a-loan.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
funnypunnyWhat is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
