A man came to visit at a convent while the superior mother was out of town. He left before she returned, and was careful to leave nothing behind. The nuns said nothing about his visit, so how did the superior mother figure out that a man had been there?
Because a toilet seat was up.
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What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
What do ghosts wear on their feet?
Why did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!cleanfunnyshort
What can you lose that will cause other people to lose theirs too?
What is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.cleanfunnylogicshort
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.funnylogicshort
Your bike crashed into the dark forest and suddenly you saw and deadly panther and jaguar. You got just one bullet.
What is your escape strategy?
Simple, you must shoot the panther and drive off in the jaguar (car).funnyshort
Two blondes were going to disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One way said highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left. Why did the blondes go home?
Because they thought that disneyland actually left.funnylogic
Sam is talking to his lawyer in jail. They are very upset because the judge has refused to grant bail. At the end of the conversation Sam is allowed to leave the jail. Why?
Sam is visiting his lawyer, who had been arrested and jailed.animalcleanfunny
What do you call an elephant with wings?
A Jumbo Jet.