Which part of a road do Ghost's love to travel the most?
The Dead End.
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What's three stories tall and moves at 15 mph through the jungle?
A giraffe on roller blades.
A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
How do you get the attention of someone you love?
By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else.
Why did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
She wanted to be on time.
A public library suddenly announced that each member could borrow an unlimited number of books and not return them for up to six months. Why?
The library was moving to a new building, but due to poor budgeting, they had little money left for the move. By giving borrowers extra time, it ensures that the borrowers moved most of the books.
How many witches does it take to change a LED light bulb?
Depends on what you want to change it into!
Who is the silent member of the parliament?
I (The letter "I" is not pronounced in "parliament").
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
What's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.