funnyWhy is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.
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funnyWhat is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer.
crazyfunnyWhat clothes does a house wear?
Address.
punnyfunnystupidWhere did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
funnyloveIt's Valentine's Day! What reindeer do we see on this day?
Cupid.
funnyHow do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
funnyWhy couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
stupidfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that will talk your ear off.
funnypunnyWhy did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
crazyfunnyWhat animal do you think is the best at baseball?
A bat.
stupidfunnyWhat's green and loud?
A froghorn.
