funnyWhy is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.
Similar riddles
See also best riddles or new riddles.
crazyfunnyWhich is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.
what am IfunnyI plow and plow, but never sow. What am I?
A pig.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call a towel that has fallen in the sea?
A wet towel.
cleanfunnylogicDuring what month do people sleep the least?
February because it's the shortest month.
funnypunnyIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
funnystupidWhat do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
funnyloveWhats the difference between love and marriage?
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
funnytrickyWhat kind of dog has a bark but no bite?
A Dogwood.
funnytrickycrazyYour bike crashed into the dark forest and suddenly you saw and deadly panther and jaguar. You got just one bullet.
What is your escape strategy?
Simple, you must shoot the panther and drive off in the jaguar (car).
crazyfunnyWhat do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
