Why is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.
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Which is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.
what am Ifunny
I plow and plow, but never sow. What am I?
What do you call a towel that has fallen in the sea?
A wet towel.
During what month do people sleep the least?
February because it's the shortest month.
If Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Whats the difference between love and marriage?
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?
Your bike crashed into the dark forest and suddenly you saw and deadly panther and jaguar. You got just one bullet.
What is your escape strategy?
Simple, you must shoot the panther and drive off in the jaguar (car).
What do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.