funnyWhy is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.
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cleanfunnyWhat did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around, I'll go ahead.
cleanfunnylogicDuring what month do people sleep the least?
February because it's the shortest month.
funnyWhat is a worm that does not wriggle?
A bookworm.
funnytrickyWho is bigger: Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, or their baby?
The baby, because he is a little bigger.
funnyWhat is round on both sides but high in the middle?
Ohio.
punnyfunnyWhat happens when you slap Dwayne Johnson's butt?
You hit Rock Bottom.
crazyfunnyWhat kind of dog chases red articles of clothing?
A Bulldog.
funnyWhy couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
funnyWhy is there a halo in the water?
There is an angelfish there!
funnyWhat do the dentists call the astronauts cavity?
A black hole.
