funnyWhy is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.
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funnyWhat did the space man say when he set foot on a giant chocolate bar?
I have just set foot on Mars.
funnypunnyWhat tea do hockey players drink?
Penaltea.
funnypunnyWhy are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!
funnyWhy couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
funnypunnyWhat do you call lending money to a bison?
A buff-a-loan.
funnyIf you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Very large hands.
crazyfunnylovestorypunnyYou meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
funnyloveWhats the difference between love and marriage?
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
funnycrazySomeone said you sounded like an owl.
Who?
cleanfunnyWhat kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom.
