funnyWhy is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.
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funnyWhat did the baby corn ask the mama corn?
Where is the popcorn?
funnypunnyWhat do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.
stupidfunnyWhat do polar bears eat for lunch?
Ice berg-ers!
funnystupidWhat do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
cleanfunnylogicHow can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it?
It can have a hole in it.
funnyWho is the silent member of the parliament?
I (The letter "I" is not pronounced in "parliament").
funnyWhy were the little ink stains crying?
Their mother was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
crazystupidfunnyWhat is the best thing to take when you're run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.
funnyWhy is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
funnyWhat kind of ties can't you wear?
Railroad ties.
