funnyWhy is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.
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funnycrazyWhat is the largest living ant in the world?
Antartica.
funnyWhy were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?
Because they were Wright (right).
stupidfunnyWhat is a frog’s favorite year?
Leap Year.
stupidfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.
funnyWhat did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
funnyWhat city has no people?
Electricity.
funnyHow do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
funnyWhy did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
cleanfunnyThere is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
A window.
stupidfunnyWhat did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
