funnyWhy is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.
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cleanfunnylogicYou leave home, make three left turns, and return home where you find two men wearing masks. Who are they?
A catcher and an umpire.
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Seven months old.
funnyWhat do moths study in school?
Mothematics.
cleanfunnylogicA man rode out of town on Sunday, he stayed a whole night at a hotel and rode back to town the next day on Sunday. How is this possible?
His Horse was called Sunday!
cleanfunnysimplecleverWhat loses its head in the morning but gets it back at night?
A pillow.
funnyWhat do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
A sourpuss.
funnyHow do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
funnypunnyWho delivers Christmas presents to dogs?
Santa Paws.
funnyHow can you tell if a man is wearing an Italian suit?
It has spaghetti stains down the front.
crazyfunnyHow many seconds are there in a year?
12. (January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd,...)
