funny Why is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.
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clean funny Wednesday, Tom and Joe went to a restaurant and ate dinner.
When they were done they paid for the food and left.
But Tom and Joe didn't pay for the food. Who did?
Wednesday (the name of the third person in the group, not the day).
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FSH.
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The baby, because he is a little bigger.
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A Jumbo Jet.
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In a cat-alogue.
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Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
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Cause they don't know the words.
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She wanted to be on time.
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Add the letter G and it’s "GONE".
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Very large hands.
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