funnyWhy is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.
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A bat.
funnyWhat do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!
funnyWhat city has no people?
Electricity.
cleanfunnyWhat kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
A palm.
funnyWhat is a worm that does not wriggle?
A bookworm.
funnypunnyWhat do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?
A lawnmooer.
punnyfunnyWhat you call a witch at a beach?
Sandwich.
funnyWhy couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
trickyfunnyWhat do you call a calf after it's six months old?
Seven months old.
funnyThere is a kind of fish that can never swim. What is that?
Dead fish.