funny Why is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.
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funny crazy Someone said you sounded like an owl.
Who?
Show me the answer Share riddle funny What did the baby corn ask the mama corn?
Where is the popcorn?
Show me the answer Share riddle funny punny Dogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
Fleece.
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He has to choose between three rooms.
The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years.
Which room is safest for him?
The third room. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.
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In the dictionary.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny What starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has more than 1000 letters?
A post office.
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Because they can't catch it!
Show me the answer Share riddle funny tricky Joe bets Tony $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet?
Joe said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.
Show me the answer Share riddle stupid funny What do polar bears eat for lunch?
Ice berg-ers!
Show me the answer Share riddle tricky funny What does a cat have that no other animal has?
Kittens.
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