funnyWhy is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.
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cleanfunnyWhat did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around, I'll go ahead.
funnyWhat does this say? Esgg sgeg gegs gsge.
Scrambled eggs.
funnycleverEveryone in the world needs it. They generously give it. But never take it. Then what is it?
Advice.
funnypunnyWhat tea do hockey players drink?
Penaltea.
cleanfunnysimpleSome months have 30 days, and some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
All of them.
funnyloveWhat did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.
cleanfunnymysteryThey have not flesh, nor feathers, nor scales, nor bone. Yet they have fingers and thumbs of their own. What are they?
Gloves.
funnyWhy is a crash of thunder like a jewler?
Because both make the ear-ring.
crazyfunnyWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
funnycrazyWhat do you call an elephant with wings?
A Jumbo Jet.
