funnyWhy is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.
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simplecleanfunnyIf money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
Fall.
funnycrazyWhy does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.
funnypunnyWhat do you call an asian vegatable?
Broco-Lee
funnytrickyA lawyer, a plumber and a hat maker were walking down the street. Who had the biggest hat?
The one with the biggest head.
funnyloveWhat happens when you fall in love with a french chef?
You get buttered up.
punnyfunnyIf A is for Apple and B is for banana what is C for?
Plastic explosives
funnytrickyWho is bigger: Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, or their baby?
The baby, because he is a little bigger.
funnypunnyHow do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
funnypunnyWhat do u call a flawless bank robbery with no fingerprints left behind?
Stainless steal
scaryfunnycrazyWhat do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
