Why is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.
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The red house is on the white street, and the blue house is on the red street. Where is the white house?
Where does Valentine’s Day come after Easter?
In the dictionary.
Dogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
Two blondes were going to disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One way said highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left. Why did the blondes go home?
Because they thought that disneyland actually left.
What is never hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because it is always stuffed.
What animal is best at hitting a baseball?
Four men were fishing in a boat on the lake. The boat turned over and all four men sank to the bottom of the lake. And yet, not one single man got wet. How is this possible?
All of the men were married.
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
What is a lion’s favorite state?
What is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.