funnyWhat do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.
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crazystupidfunnyWhat is the best thing to take when you're run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.
funnyWhat did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
crazyfunnyWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
cleanfunnyWhat kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom.
crazyfunnyWhat two keys cannot open any doors?
A donkey and a monkey.
funnypunnyDogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
Fleece.
funnyWhat did the space man say when he set foot on a giant chocolate bar?
I have just set foot on Mars.
funnystupidWhat has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
funnytrickyThere are different types of stones available. However, there is one type of stone you cannot find in the ocean! What is that?
A dry stone.
funnytrickyWhat has five eyes, but cannot see?
The Mississippi River.
