funnyWhat do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.
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funnycrazyWhat's the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools, the other dribbles.
funnyWhy were the little ink stains crying?
Their mother was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
funnytrickyWhat has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.
crazyfunnyscaryWhat did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
Don't spook until you are spooken too.
funnytrickyWhat has five eyes, but cannot see?
The Mississippi River.
funnytrickyIs an old 50 rupee note worth more than a new one?
Yes of course, 50 rupees are more valuable than 1 rupee.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call a towel that has fallen in the sea?
A wet towel.
funnypunnyWhat do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?
A lawnmooer.
what am IfunnyI plow and plow, but never sow. What am I?
A pig.
funnycrazyWhat is a fish without an eye?
FSH.
