# Riddle #328

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## Honey

What do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.
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## Cards on the ark

Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
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## Sea monsters

What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
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## Three coats of paint

Jason decided to give his bike 3 coats of paint. Which coat would go on the first?
The second, as it is the only coat that can go on 'the first' coat.
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## The doughnut shop

Why did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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## Birthday present for a cat

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.
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## Cow in a earthquake

What do you call a cow in a earthquake?
A milkshake.
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## Predicting the score of the football game

Joe bets Tony \$100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet?
Joe said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.
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## Houses

If a blue house is made out of blue bricks, a yellow house is made out of yellow bricks and a pink house is made out of pink bricks, what is a green house made of?
Glass.
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## The dress in the window

What did the store clerk say to the woman who asked to try on the dress in the window?
I'm sorry Ma'am, you'll have to use the dressing room.
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