What do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.
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Your bike crashed into the dark forest and suddenly you saw and deadly panther and jaguar. You got just one bullet.
What is your escape strategy?
Simple, you must shoot the panther and drive off in the jaguar (car).
Which is the rope you never skip with?
Why is there a halo in the water?
There is an angelfish there!
How do birds communicate?
How can a man go eight days without sleep?
He sleeps at nigt.
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There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What am I?
This is a watermelon.
What do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.
Joe bets Tony $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet?
Joe said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.
Who is the silent member of the parliament?
I (The letter "I" is not pronounced in "parliament").