funny What do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.
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funny Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
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Fish and ships.
Show me the answer Share riddle tricky crazy funny Jason decided to give his bike 3 coats of paint. Which coat would go on the first?
The second, as it is the only coat that can go on 'the first' coat.
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The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
Show me the answer Share riddle funny punny Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.
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A milkshake.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny tricky Joe bets Tony $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet?
Joe said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny logic tricky If a blue house is made out of blue bricks, a yellow house is made out of yellow bricks and a pink house is made out of pink bricks, what is a green house made of?
Glass.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny What did the store clerk say to the woman who asked to try on the dress in the window?
I'm sorry Ma'am, you'll have to use the dressing room.
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Ice berg-ers!
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