cleanfunnyIf a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.
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I'm sorry Ma'am, you'll have to use the dressing room.
animalcleanfunnyshortWhat has a head like a cat, feet like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isn't a cat?
A kitten.
cleanfunnyWhat is the largest ant in the world?
Elephant.
cleanfunnyWhat do you need to spot an iceberg 20 miles away?
Good eyesight.
cleanfunnyWhat do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.
cleanfunnyWhat is black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
cleanfunnyshortWhat did the space man say when he set foot on a giant chocolate bar?
I have just set foot on Mars.
cleanfunnyshortWhat is a song about a car called?
A car tune (cartoon).
cleanfunnyshortBuy me, deliver me or even smell me, I won’t change! I will remain same!
Cent, Sent and Scent.
animalcleanfunnyshortWhat animal do you think is the best at baseball?
A bat.
