funny If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.
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funny crazy What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells..!
Show me the answer Share riddle funny crazy One day a boss said to her employees, "I can fight and beat any man who works here."
A new employee, a seven-foot-tall ex-prize fighter, stood up to take on the boss.
The boss kept her word, but did not beat the man or back down.
What did the boss do?
She fired the new employee on the spot.
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy funny stupid A lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Because it was yellow.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny What does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
Evaporated milk.
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Stainless steal
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BOOts.
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You hit Rock Bottom.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny There’s a key that opens no doors but fills your stomach, what key is it?
A turkey.
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Good eyesight.
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy stupid funny What is the best thing to take when you're run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.
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