funnyIf a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.
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trickyfunnyWhat does a cat have that no other animal has?
Kittens.
crazyfunnyWhat is a cat’s favorite breakfast?
Mice krispies.
cleanfunnyWhat is the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles, because there is a mile between each "s".
funnysimpletrickyA clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
funnytrickyHow many letters are there in the English alphabet?
There are 18: 3 in "the", 7 in "English" and 8 in "alphabet".
cleanfunnysimpleWhat kind of dog never bites?
A hot dog.
funnyIf you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Very large hands.
funnycrazyWhy does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.
punnyfunnystupidWhere did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
crazyfunnyWhat's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.
