funnyIf a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.
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cleanfunnyWhat is the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles, because there is a mile between each "s".
funnysimpletrickyA clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
scaryfunnycrazyWhat do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
crazyfunnytrickyHow do you prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter.
trickyfunnyIt is a city that has no people! What is that?
Electricity.
funnyWhy is a crash of thunder like a jewler?
Because both make the ear-ring.
trickyfunnyWhat do you call a calf after it's six months old?
Seven months old.
funnyWho is the silent member of the parliament?
I (The letter "I" is not pronounced in "parliament").
cleanfunnylogictrickyMary’s father has 5 daughters – Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the fifth daughters name?
If you answered Nunu, you are wrong. It’s Mary!
crazyfunnypunnyWhat bird can write?
PENguin.
