funnyIf a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.
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crazyfunnydirtyWhat do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat bird can write?
PENguin.
cleanfunnylogicYou leave home, make three left turns, and return home where you find two men wearing masks. Who are they?
A catcher and an umpire.
punnyfunnyIf A is for Apple and B is for banana what is C for?
Plastic explosives
funnyThere’s a key that opens no doors but fills your stomach, what key is it?
A turkey.
funnycrazySomeone said you sounded like an owl.
Who?
funnyIt makes more noise than a dog in your house. What is that?
Two dogs.
funnyWhy is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven was hungry and 'seven ate nine' (7, 8, 9).
crazyfunnyWhen does an British Potato changes its nationality?
When it become french fires.
punnyfunnyHow does a dog stop a video?
He presses the paws button.
