funnyIf a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.
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funnystupidWhy do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
funnySam was very busy business man. Suddenly he threw away his expensive watch out of the window. Why?
Because he always felt time was flying and he just wants to see how time flies.
funnyWhat can make the octopus laugh?
Ten tickles (tentacles).
funnyWhat bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone.
funnyWhich part of a road do Ghost's love to travel the most?
The Dead End.
funnycrazySomeone said you sounded like an owl.
Who?
funnypunnyWhat is a little dog's favorite drink?
Pupsi-cola.
funnystupidWhat do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
funnyloveWhy did the man ask his wife for a map?
Because he got lost in her eyes.
funnyWhat is a lion’s favorite state?
Maine.
