funnyIf a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.
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funnyloveWhat happens when you fall in love with a french chef?
You get buttered up.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A honey bunny.
crazyfunnyWhich is the most precious fish?
The gold fish.
funnyWhy is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven was hungry and 'seven ate nine' (7, 8, 9).
funnyWhat do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!
funnytrickyWhat do you get if you add 2 to 200 four times?
202 , 202 , 202 , 202.
funnyWhat do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll!
funnyloveWhat did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I am nuts about you.
funnypunnyWhat do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.
crazyfunnyHow many witches does it take to change a LED light bulb?
Depends on what you want to change it into!
