If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
What bird can write?
You leave home, make three left turns, and return home where you find two men wearing masks. Who are they?
A catcher and an umpire.
If A is for Apple and B is for banana what is C for?
There’s a key that opens no doors but fills your stomach, what key is it?
Someone said you sounded like an owl.
It makes more noise than a dog in your house. What is that?
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven was hungry and 'seven ate nine' (7, 8, 9).
When does an British Potato changes its nationality?
When it become french fires.
How does a dog stop a video?
He presses the paws button.