funnyIf a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.
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trickyfunnyWhat do you call a calf after it's six months old?
Seven months old.
funnyWhat part of London is in Brazil?
"L".
funnyWhat is a lion’s favorite state?
Maine.
funnylogictrickyA horse is on a 24 foot chain and wants an apple that is 26 feet away. How can the horse get to the apple?
The chain is not attached to anything.
crazyfunnyWhat kind of dog chases red articles of clothing?
A Bulldog.
cleanfunnyWhy do elephants have wrinkles?
No one is brave enough to iron them.
crazyfunnyWhat clothes does a house wear?
Address.
funnyWhat do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator.
funnyWhy were the little ink stains crying?
Their mother was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
funnyWhat do you call a bee come from America?
USB
