cleanfunnyIf a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.
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cleanfunnyshortYou always serve it, but nobody can ever eat it. What is that?
A tennis ball.
cleanfunnyWhat did the store clerk say to the woman who asked to try on the dress in the window?
I'm sorry Ma'am, you'll have to use the dressing room.
cleanfunnyWhat do you call a 100-year-old ant?
An antique!
cleanfunnyloveshortWhat did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.
cleanfunnyshortWhat is a song about a car called?
A car tune (cartoon).
cleanfunnylogicA blind man walks into a hardware store to buy a hammer. There are hammers hanging behind the front desk, but obviously the blind man isn't able to see them. And yet a few minutes later, he happily walks out of the store, having just purchased a new hammer.
How did he do it?
He walks up the the front desk where the clerk is working and says "I'd like to buy a hammer."
cleanfunnyshortWhat is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer.
cleanfunnyshortWhat is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer.
cleanfunnyshortIf you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, what does it become?
Wet.
cleanfunnyWhat rock group has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
