funny If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.
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clean funny What starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has more than 1000 letters?
A post office.
Show me the answer Share riddle simple funny A public library suddenly announced that each member could borrow an unlimited number of books and not return them for up to six months. Why?
The library was moving to a new building, but due to poor budgeting, they had little money left for the move. By giving borrowers extra time, it ensures that the borrowers moved most of the books.
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202 , 202 , 202 , 202.
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A palm.
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Because they can't catch it!
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Because it was not peeling well.
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At the ‘moo’vies.
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The turkey because it is always stuffed.
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Scrambled eggs.
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An investigator.
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