funnyIf a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.
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cleanfunnysimpleSome months have 30 days, and some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
All of them.
cleanfunnyWhat is the easiest way to double your money?
Put it in front of the mirror of course.
crazyfunnyWhat do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
cleanfunnyWhat can you lose that will cause other people to lose theirs too?
Your temper.
crazyfunnydirtyWhat do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
funnytrickyWhat has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.
funnytrickyWhat do you get if you add 2 to 200 four times?
202 , 202 , 202 , 202.
funnyWhat is a song about a car called?
A car tune (cartoon).
funnyWhich is faster among the two? Hot or cold?
Hot is faster, as you can easily catch cold.
funnyWhat do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs bunny.
