What do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
See also best riddles or new riddles.funnyshort
What do you call a cow in a earthquake?
What is red but it smells like a blue paint?
What has teeth but cannot eat?
Why didn't the hot-dog star in the movies?
The rolls weren't good enough.animalcleanpoemsshortwhat am I
To you, rude would I never be,
Though I flag my tongue for all to see.
What am I?
What do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
A flying carpet.animalfunny
What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
What animal is best at hitting a baseball?
You meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.funnyshort
What has two humps and is found at the North Pole?
A lost camel!