What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
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There’s a key that opens no doors but fills your stomach, what key is it?
What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
Dogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
What animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.animalcleanfunny
If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?
Nothing. There are no alligators in the ocean.animalfunnylogic
A black dog stands in the middle of an intersection in a town painted black. None of the street lights are working due to a power failure caused by a storm. A car with two broken headlights drives towards the dog but turns in time to avoid hitting him. How could the driver have seen the dog in time?
It was daylight.animalcleanfunnyshort
What has a head like a cat, feet like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isn't a cat?
What do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
A flying carpet.animalcrazyfunnyshort
What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?