What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
See also best riddles or new riddles.animalfunny
What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
When is a yellow dog most likely to enter a house?
When the door is open.crazyfunnyshort
Why did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table?
She was on a crash diet.animalfunnyshort
What is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.crazyfunny
Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.animalfunny
What do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.animalfunnyshort
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What do you call an elephant with wings?
A Jumbo Jet.animalfunnyshort
It’s Valentine’s Day! What reindeer do we see on this day?
I am a soldier and i really hate one month. Which month i am talking about?