What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
See also best riddles or new riddles.crazyfunnyshort
Why are televisions attracted to people ?
Because, people turn them on.crazyfunnylogicshort
What's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.animalcleanfunnyshort
How do birds communicate?
If 20 blackbirds are on a fence and you shoot one, how many remain?
None, they would all fly away from the sound of the shot.animalcleanfunny
Who delivers Christmas presents to dogs?
What color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!cleancrazyfunny
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender reaches under the bar and brings out a gun and aims it at the man. The man says thank you and leaves. What happened?
The man had the hiccups and the water helped him stop it, and the gun scared him which also help stop his hiccups as well.crazyfunny
Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.animalcrazyfunnyshort
What is a frog's favorite game?
What kind of cats like to go bowling?