A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. How did he do it?
The kid filled a glass of water and held it over his head for 10 minutes.
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What is the largest living ant in the world?
There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls.What is it?
What is the first thing a storm cloud puts on after a shower?
What room do ghosts avoid?
The living room.cleanfunnyinterview
A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of £50 notes out of his wallet.
He turns to the rich man and says to him, 'I have an amazing talent; I know almost every song that has ever existed.'
The rich man laughs.
The poor man says, 'I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it.'
The rich man laughs again and says, 'OK, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller?'
The rich man goes home poor. The poor man goes home rich.
What song did he sing?
What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.cleanfunnyshort
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.cleanfunnylogicshort
What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
A palm.cleanfunnyshortwhat am I
There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What am I?
This is a watermelon.cleanfunnyshort
Why did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.