funnyDracula's going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
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funnyWhy didn't the hot-dog star in the movies?
The rolls weren't good enough.
stupidfunnytrickyIf six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
stupidfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.
funnyWhat do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator.
funnypunnyWhat do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.
funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
crazyfunnyHow far can a fox run into a grove?
Only halfway - then he’s running out of it!
crazyfunnystupidA lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Because it was yellow.
crazyfunnydirtyWhat do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
cleanfunnysimpleWhat kind of dog never bites?
A hot dog.
