Dracula's going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
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How do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
What kind of dog never bites?
A hot dog.
What kind of cats like to go bowling?
What do you get if you add 2 to 200 four times?
202 , 202 , 202 , 202.
What do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
Jack throws a bucket of water from his balcony! Why?
He wants to see waterfall.
August was the name of a puppy who was always picking on larger animals. One day he got into an argument with a lion. The next day was the first day of September. Why?
Because that was the last of August.
What do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.
You are in a cold house in the winter.
It is dark.
You have one match.
There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove.
Which do you light first?
What is a worm that does not wriggle?