funnyDracula's going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
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crazyfunnyscaryWhat do little ghosts kids eat for dinner?
Spookgetti.
funnyloveWhat did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I am nuts about you.
funnyWhat kind of cats like to go bowling?
Alley cats.
funnyWhat do you call it when your parachute doesn't open?
Jumping to a conclusion.
funnypunnyWhat do you call lending money to a bison?
A buff-a-loan.
crazyfunnylovestorypunnyYou meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
funnyWhat did one potato chip say to the other?
Shall we go for a dip?
trickyfunnyWhat do you call a calf after it's six months old?
Seven months old.
funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
cleanfunnysimpleWhat kind of dog never bites?
A hot dog.
