Dracula's going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
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August was the name of a puppy who was always picking on larger animals. One day he got into an argument with a lion. The next day was the first day of September. Why?
Because that was the last of August.
What can you lose that will cause other people to lose theirs too?
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
Everyone in the world needs it. They generously give it. But never take it. Then what is it?
How can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it?
It can have a hole in it.
Why does a person who is sick lose his sense of touch?
Because he does not feel well.
What do computer programmers sing in the shower?
Why is a river rich?
It has two banks.
What type of house weighs the least?