funnyDracula's going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
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trickycrazyfunnyJason decided to give his bike 3 coats of paint. Which coat would go on the first?
The second, as it is the only coat that can go on 'the first' coat.
punnyfunnyHow does a dog stop a video?
He presses the paws button.
crazyfunnyWhy is the sun so bright?
Because it pays attention in the class and does its homework on time.
stupidfunnyA man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
funnytrickyIf it takes one man three days to dig a hole, how long does it take two men to dig half a hole?
You can't dig half a hole.
funnyWhat is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.
funnypunnyWhat do u call a flawless bank robbery with no fingerprints left behind?
Stainless steal
funnystupidcrazyHow can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
funnyWhat sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
Bronchitis (bronc-itis).
funnycrazyWhat do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?
Mashed potatoes.
