Dracula’s going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
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How many letters are there in the English alphabet?
There are 18: 3 in "the", 7 in "English" and 8 in "alphabet".animalcrazyfunny
When is a yellow dog most likely to enter a house?
When the door is open.funnyshort
It is just something that everybody does at the same time. What is that?
What bone will a dog never eat?
What bird can write?
What do you call a cow in a earthquake?
Romeo and Juliet are found dead on the floor in a bedroom. When they were discovered, there were pieces of glass and some water on the floor. The only furniture in the room is a shelf and a bed. The house is in a remote location, away from everything except for the nearby railroad track. What caused the death of Romeo and Juliet?
Romeo and Juliet are fishies. The rumble of the train knocked the tank off the shelf, it broke and Romeo and Julia did not survive.animalcleanfunnyshort
What do you call a bear without an ear?
Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.funnyshort
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?