funnyDracula's going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
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cleanfunnyWhat is the first thing a storm cloud puts on after a shower?
Thunderwear.
crazyfunnytrickyWhy do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do?
There are more Chinese men than Japanese men.
cleanfunnyHow do you make the number one disappear?
Add the letter G and it’s "GONE".
crazyfunnystupidA lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Because it was yellow.
funnyWhat does the orange do, when it takes a test?
It concentrates.
cleanfunnyWhat is the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles, because there is a mile between each "s".
punnyfunnyloveWhat did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
You're purrr-fect for me!
funnyWhat did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
funnypunnyWhat is never hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because it is always stuffed.
cleanfunnyscaryWhat room do ghosts avoid?
The living room.
