Dracula’s going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
See also best riddles or new riddles.cleanfunnyshort
What did the baby corn ask the mama corn?
Where is the popcorn?cleanfunnyshort
What do you call a towel that has fallen in the sea?
A wet towel.cleanfunny
There was a railroad crossing without any cars and trucks! Can you spell that without using any "R"?
What animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.cleanfunnyshort
What is the first thing a storm cloud puts on after a shower?
Why did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
She wanted to be on time.animalcleanfunny
What bird can write?
Which part of a road do Ghost's love to travel the most?
The Dead End.cleanfunnyprobability
There was once a college that offered a class on probability applied to the real world.
The class was relatively easy, but there was a catch.
There were no homework assignments or tests, but there was a final exam that would have only one question on it.
When everyone received the test it was a blank sheet of paper with a solitary question on it: "What is risk?"
Most students were able to pass, but only one student received 100% for the class!
Even stranger was that he only wrote down one word!
What did he write?
He, brilliant student, wrote down: "This".funnyshort
What type of cheese is made backwards?