funnyHow do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
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funnystupidWhy do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
funnyloveWhat happens when you fall in love with a french chef?
You get buttered up.
crazyfunnyHow do birds communicate?
On twitter.
funnycrazyBy what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?
If you take away the T, it would be eatable.
trickycrazyfunnyJason decided to give his bike 3 coats of paint. Which coat would go on the first?
The second, as it is the only coat that can go on 'the first' coat.
funnyWhat do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator.
funnypunnyDogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
Fleece.
funnycrazyWhat do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells..!
funnyWhat sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
Bronchitis (bronc-itis).
funnyWhat is a horse’s favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
