funny How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
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stupid funny What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that will talk your ear off.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny What does this say? Esgg sgeg gegs gsge.
Scrambled eggs.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny simple Why is a river rich?
It has two banks.
Show me the answer Share riddle dirty funny August was the name of a puppy who was always picking on larger animals. One day he got into an argument with a lion. The next day was the first day of September. Why?
Because that was the last of August.
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy funny What do you call a great dog detective?
Sherlock Bones.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny What is black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny Why were the little ink stains crying?
Their mother was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny tricky crazy Your bike crashed into the dark forest and suddenly you saw and deadly panther and jaguar. You got just one bullet.
What is your escape strategy?
Simple, you must shoot the panther and drive off in the jaguar (car).
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny Teddy bears are never hungry because they are always what?
Stuffed.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny logic love A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
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