How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
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What is a little dog's favorite drink?
A lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Because it was yellow.
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter.
Why are televisions attracted to people ?
Because, people turn them on.
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
What do moths study in school?
Your bike crashed into the dark forest and suddenly you saw and deadly panther and jaguar. You got just one bullet.
What is your escape strategy?
Simple, you must shoot the panther and drive off in the jaguar (car).
If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Very large hands.
When is a yellow dog most likely to enter a house?
When the door is open.