funnyHow do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
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funnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
cleanfunnyWhat did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around, I'll go ahead.
funnytrickyWhat has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.
funnyWhat did one potato chip say to the other?
Shall we go for a dip?
crazyfunnyWhat do you call an angry polar bear?
Nothing, just run.
crazyfunnyHow do birds communicate?
On twitter.
crazyfunnyWhich is the most precious fish?
The gold fish.
funnyWhy couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
funnycrazyWhy does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.
cleanfunnylogicsimpleWhat can go up a chimney down but not down a chimney up?
An umbrella.
