funnyWhat animal keeps the best time?
A watch dog.
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funnytrickyWhat kind of dog has a bark but no bite?
A Dogwood.
crazyfunnyWhat do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
funnyWhat is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
funnytrickycrazyYour bike crashed into the dark forest and suddenly you saw and deadly panther and jaguar. You got just one bullet.
What is your escape strategy?
Simple, you must shoot the panther and drive off in the jaguar (car).
funnyWhat do you call it when your parachute doesn't open?
Jumping to a conclusion.
funnytrickyTom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
funnyWhy were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?
Because they were Wright (right).
funnyWhat does the orange do, when it takes a test?
It concentrates.
funnyIf you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Very large hands.
funnyloveWhat did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
