funnyWhat animal keeps the best time?
A watch dog.
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funnycrazyBy what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?
If you take away the T, it would be eatable.
crazyfunnyWhat is a frog's favorite game?
Leapfrog.
crazyfunnyWhen does an British Potato changes its nationality?
When it become french fires.
funnyHow can you say that an ocean is so friendly to you?
Because it always waves.
crazyfunnyWhat clothes does a house wear?
Address.
funnytrickyIf it takes one man three days to dig a hole, how long does it take two men to dig half a hole?
You can't dig half a hole.
funnyJack throws a bucket of water from his balcony! Why?
He wants to see waterfall.
funnyWhy is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven was hungry and 'seven ate nine' (7, 8, 9).
crazyfunnyWhat did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
It split.
funnypunnyWhy did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
