funnyWhat animal keeps the best time?
A watch dog.
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stupidfunnyWhat did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
punnyfunnyWhat is a Cheerleader's favorite food?
Cheerios.
crazyfunnyHow do birds communicate?
On twitter.
cleanfunnymysteryThey have not flesh, nor feathers, nor scales, nor bone. Yet they have fingers and thumbs of their own. What are they?
Gloves.
funnytrickyA lawyer, a plumber and a hat maker were walking down the street. Who had the biggest hat?
The one with the biggest head.
crazyfunnyWhat is a cat’s favorite breakfast?
Mice krispies.
funnyWhat do you call a cow in a earthquake?
A milkshake.
funnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks.
funnytrickyWhat do you get if you add 2 to 200 four times?
202 , 202 , 202 , 202.
funnytrickyJoe bets Tony $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet?
Joe said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.
