funnyWhat animal keeps the best time?
A watch dog.
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cleanfunnyWhen does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
cleanfunnysimpleWhat type of bear is toothless?
A gummy bear
funnyWhat is represented by this BrainBat Pattern?
EST EST EST EST
Forest.
funnyWhy were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?
Because they were Wright (right).
funnytrickypunnyWhat rock group has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
funnypunnyWhere do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.
funnycrazySomeone said you sounded like an owl.
Who?
punnyfunnyWhat you call a witch at a beach?
Sandwich.
crazystupidfunnyWhat is the best thing to take when you're run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.
funnyWhat is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer.
