funny What animal keeps the best time?
A watch dog.
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crazy funny What kind of dog chases red articles of clothing?
A Bulldog.
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To get a new crown.
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They cell it.
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There are 18: 3 in "the", 7 in "English" and 8 in "alphabet".
Show me the answer Share riddle dirty funny August was the name of a puppy who was always picking on larger animals. One day he got into an argument with a lion. The next day was the first day of September. Why?
Because that was the last of August.
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Because it always waves.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny crazy By what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?
If you take away the T, it would be eatable.
Show me the answer Share riddle tricky funny The red house is on the white street, and the blue house is on the red street. Where is the white house?
Washington, DC.
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It was full of starfish.
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The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.
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