funny What animal keeps the best time?
A watch dog.
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A milkshake.
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A pillow.
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Sleep somewhere else.
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Very large hands.
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Hip-hop!
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Squash.
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Shall we go for a dip?
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny tricky detective Four men were fishing in a boat on the lake. The boat turned over and all four men sank to the bottom of the lake. And yet, not one single man got wet. How is this possible?
All of the men were married.
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Thunderwear.
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A flat cat.
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