What animal keeps the best time?
A watch dog.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?
What do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
Your bike crashed into the dark forest and suddenly you saw and deadly panther and jaguar. You got just one bullet.
What is your escape strategy?
Simple, you must shoot the panther and drive off in the jaguar (car).
What do you call it when your parachute doesn't open?
Jumping to a conclusion.
Tom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?
Because they were Wright (right).
What does the orange do, when it takes a test?
If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Very large hands.
What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.