funny What animal keeps the best time?
A watch dog.
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Snowflakes.
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When it is too heavy to lift.
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It overswept.
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A black hole.
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The letter W.
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Stuffed.
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I'm stuck on you.
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Because they thought that disneyland actually left.
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Cheerios.
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Practice, practice, practice.
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