funny What animal keeps the best time?
A watch dog.
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funny love Whats the difference between love and marriage?
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
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Liquid.
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A fruit fly.
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Spongebob smartypants.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny tricky A woman depended on a public telephone to make her calls, but it was usually out of order. Each day she reported this to the phone company, but nothing was done. Finally she came up with a fib that she told the phone company. The phone was fixed the next day. What did she tell them?
She told them that people were making calls without having to pay.
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BOOts.
Show me the answer Share riddle what am I funny I plow and plow, but never sow. What am I?
A pig.
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Sandwich.
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He weighs meat!
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An antique!
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