What's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.
See also best riddles or new riddles.cleanfunnyshort
What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.cleanlogicshort
How could the cowboy travel on friday, then sleep two days and then travel back home on friday.
If the horse was named Friday.funnyshort
Why was the broom late?
What color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!cleanfunnyshort
What loses its head in the morning but gets it back at night?
Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.funnylogic
A petshop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said "Parrot repeats everything it hears". Davey bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot.
How can this be?
The parrot was deaf.crazyfunnyshort
What do you call a great dog detective?
What is a frog's favorite game?
Four men were fishing in a boat on the lake. The boat turned over and all four men sank to the bottom of the lake. And yet, not one single man got wet. How is this possible?
All of the men were married.