funnyshortTom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
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funnyshortWhy did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.
cleanfunnyshortWhat did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
cleanfunnyshortWhat do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
funnyshortSam was very busy business man. Suddenly he threw away his expensive watch out of the window. Why?
Because he always felt time was flying and he just wants to see how time flies.
animalcleanfunnyshortHow do birds communicate?
On twitter.
cleanfunnyshortWhat is the easiest way to double your money?
Put it in front of the mirror of course.
funnyshortWhy was the broom late?
It overswept.
funnyshortBy what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food ?
If you take away the T, it would be eatable.
cleanfunnyshortIt is a city that has no people! What is that?
Electricity.
animalcleanfunnyshortWhat color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
