funnyshortTom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
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cleanfunnyshortYou always serve it, but nobody can ever eat it. What is that?
A tennis ball.
funnyshortWhy were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?
Because they were Wright (right).
funnyshortBay of Bengal is in which state?
Liguid.
funnyshortWhy is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?
Because he is still living.
cleanfunnyloveshortWhat did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.
funnyshortWhat do the dentists call the astronauts cavity?
A black hole.
cleanfunnyshortWhat is a song about a car called?
A car tune (cartoon).
cleanfunnyshortWhat is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer.
cleanfunnyshortWhat is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer.
funnyshortWhat's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
Your teeth.
