funnyWhat city has no people?
Electricity.
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funnyloveWhat did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I am nuts about you.
funnyWhat do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll!
funnytrickyJoe bets Tony $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet?
Joe said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.
cleanfunnyWhat is the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles, because there is a mile between each "s".
punnyfunnyHow does a dog stop a video?
He presses the paws button.
funnytrickyTom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
crazyfunnyscaryWhat do little ghosts kids eat for dinner?
Spookgetti.
funnyWhat is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash.
funnycrazyWhy does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.
