# Riddle #227

## House that weighs the least

What type of house weighs the least?
A lighthouse.
77.84 %

## A Panda Bear

A Panda Bear walked into a restaurant. He sat down at a table and ordered some food. When he was finished eating, he took out a gun and shot his waiter. He then left the restaurant.After the police caught up with him, they asked him why he had killed the waiter.He replied, "Look me up in the dictionary." What did the dictionary say?
When they looked up the word "Panda" in the dictionary, it stated, "Panda: Eats shoots and leaves."
84.33 %

## The best at baseball

What animal do you think is the best at baseball?
A bat.
83.62 %

## Tea-Table

By what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?
If you take away the T, it would be eatable.
83.40 %

## The difference between a dog and a basketball player

What's the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools, the other dribbles.
83.02 %

## Attracted to people

Why are televisions attracted to people ?
Because, people turn them on.
82.72 %

## British Potato

When does an British Potato changes its nationality?
When it become french fires.
82.72 %

## Flashlight

Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
82.72 %

## The most precious fish

Which is the most precious fish?
The gold fish.
82.69 %

## How do birds communicate

How do birds communicate?