funnyWhy does a person who is sick lose his sense of touch?
Because he does not feel well.
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crazyfunnyWhat did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
It split.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call a towel that has fallen in the sea?
A wet towel.
funnytrickyTom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
punnyfunnyWhat you call a witch at a beach?
Sandwich.
crazyfunnyWhy shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.
funnyIf a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.
funnytrickypunnyWhat rock group has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
crazyfunnyWhat is a frog's favorite game?
Leapfrog.
funnyWhat is a horse’s favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
crazyfunnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
