funny Why does a person who is sick lose his sense of touch?
Because he does not feel well.
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funny tricky Joe bets Tony $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet?
Joe said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy stupid funny What is the best thing to take when you're run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.
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It is dark.
You have one match.
There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove.
Which do you light first?
The match.
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A Jumbo Jet.
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In a cat-alogue.
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He sleeps at nigt.
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It concentrates.
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Leap Year.
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy funny tricky A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender reaches under the bar and brings out a gun and aims it at the man. The man says thank you and leaves. What happened?
The man had the hiccups and the water helped him stop it, and the gun scared him which also help stop his hiccups as well.
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FSH.
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