funnyWhy does a person who is sick lose his sense of touch?
Because he does not feel well.
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crazyfunnyWhat do computer programmers sing in the shower?
Disc-o.
funnyloveWhat did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
punnyfunnyHow does a dog stop a video?
He presses the paws button.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
cleanfunnyWhat starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has more than 1000 letters?
A post office.
funnyWhat do you call a bee come from America?
USB
funnytrickyWhat kind of dog has a bark but no bite?
A Dogwood.
funnystupidcrazyHow can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
funnyWhat has two humps and is found at the North Pole?
A lost camel!
funnyWhat kind of ties can't you wear?
Railroad ties.
