funnyWhy does a person who is sick lose his sense of touch?
Because he does not feel well.
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stupidfunnyWhat's green and loud?
A froghorn.
cleanfunnysimpleWhat type of bear is toothless?
A gummy bear
funnypunnyWhat do you call lending money to a bison?
A buff-a-loan.
cleanfunnyWhat is the first thing a storm cloud puts on after a shower?
Thunderwear.
funnytrickycleandirtyWhy is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?
Because he is still living.
cleanfunnyThere is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
A window.
funnytrickyWho is bigger: Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, or their baby?
The baby, because he is a little bigger.
funnycrazyWhat do you call an elephant with wings?
A Jumbo Jet.
funnyThere’s a key that opens no doors but fills your stomach, what key is it?
A turkey.
funnyWhy were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?
Because they were Wright (right).
