funny Why does a person who is sick lose his sense of touch?
Because he does not feel well.
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crazy funny Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
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It concentrates.
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A lighthouse.
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Because Noah sat on the deck.
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She wanted to be on time.
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A hammerhead shark.
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A drizzly bear!
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There is an angelfish there!
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He pastaway.
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He has to choose between three rooms.
The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years.
Which room is safest for him?
The third room. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.
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