Why does a person who is sick lose his sense of touch?
Because he does not feel well.
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When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
Wednesday, Tom and Joe went to a restaurant and ate dinner.
When they were done they paid for the food and left.
But Tom and Joe didn't pay for the food. Who did?
Wednesday (the name of the third person in the group, not the day).
What do computer programmers sing in the shower?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.
Why do bees hum?
Cause they don't know the words.
What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?
Why did the man ask his wife for a map?
Because he got lost in her eyes.
What did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
It is young but not that old. It gives you money. What is it?