funny Why does a person who is sick lose his sense of touch?
Because he does not feel well.
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clean funny When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny Wednesday, Tom and Joe went to a restaurant and ate dinner.
When they were done they paid for the food and left.
But Tom and Joe didn't pay for the food. Who did?
Wednesday (the name of the third person in the group, not the day).
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Disc-o.
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Snowflakes.
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In a cat-alogue.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny Why do bees hum?
Cause they don't know the words.
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Dead.
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Because he got lost in her eyes.
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Don't move, I've got you covered.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny It is young but not that old. It gives you money. What is it?
Your mom.
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