Why were the little ink stains crying?
Their mother was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
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What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
What is the easiest way to double your money?
Put it in front of the mirror of course.
Which is faster among the two? Hot or cold?
Hot is faster, as you can easily catch cold.
What fish can help you to build a house?
A hammerhead shark.
Whats the difference between love and marriage?
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
What color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
If it takes one man three days to dig a hole, how long does it take two men to dig half a hole?
You can't dig half a hole.
By what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?
If you take away the T, it would be eatable.
Which is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.
What did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around, I'll go ahead.