funny Why were the little ink stains crying?
Their mother was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
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funny Why is there a halo in the water?
There is an angelfish there!
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It can have a hole in it.
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It has two banks.
Show me the answer Share riddle simple funny A public library suddenly announced that each member could borrow an unlimited number of books and not return them for up to six months. Why?
The library was moving to a new building, but due to poor budgeting, they had little money left for the move. By giving borrowers extra time, it ensures that the borrowers moved most of the books.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny What is the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles, because there is a mile between each "s".
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I'm stuck on you.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny tricky A lawyer, a plumber and a hat maker were walking down the street. Who had the biggest hat?
The one with the biggest head.
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Bronchitis (bronc-itis).
Show me the answer Share riddle funny crazy What do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?
Mashed potatoes.
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