funny Why were the little ink stains crying?
Their mother was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
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funny There is a kind of fish that can never swim. What is that?
Dead fish.
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In the dictionary.
Show me the answer Share riddle stupid funny A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
Show me the answer Share riddle simple clean funny If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
Fall.
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A bird that will talk your ear off.
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You get buttered up.
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He presses the paws button.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny tricky A hungry donkey was tied to a rope eight feet long. About thirty feet away there was a basket of fresh carrots. The donkey wanted to eat those carrots. How did he reach them?
It's not tied to anything else!
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Dead.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny what am I Take me for a spin and I'll make you cool, but use me in the winter and you're fool.
What am I?
A fan.
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