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Their mother was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
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BBBBBBBBB.
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Glass.
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Two dogs.
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Jungle Bells, Jungle bells..!
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I (The letter "I" is not pronounced in "parliament").
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It was full of starfish.
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What am I?
A fan.
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I have just set foot on Mars.
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Because it was not peeling well.
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It split.
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