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Their mother was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
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Europe.
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By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else.
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Good eyesight.
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Twig or treat.
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Mashed potatoes.
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Because, people turn them on.
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Because he got lost in her eyes.
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Meat.
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The President.
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In a cat-alogue.
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