funnyWhy were the little ink stains crying?
Their mother was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
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funnyloveWhats the difference between love and marriage?
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
scaryfunnycrazyWhat do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
funnycleverEveryone in the world needs it. They generously give it. But never take it. Then what is it?
Advice.
funnyWhat do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs bunny.
funnystupidWhat do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
crazyfunnyHow many seconds are there in a year?
12. (January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd,...)
cleanfunnytrickyYou are in a cold house in the winter.
It is dark.
You have one match.
There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove.
Which do you light first?
The match.
funnycrazyWhat's the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools, the other dribbles.
funnyloveWhere does Valentine’s Day come after Easter?
In the dictionary.
funnyThere is a kind of fish that can never swim. What is that?
Dead fish.
