funny Why were the little ink stains crying?
Their mother was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
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Cause they don't know the words.
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Because seven was hungry and 'seven ate nine' (7, 8, 9).
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It's not tied to anything else!
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Spongebob smartypants.
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Seven months old.
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A car tune (cartoon).
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There are more Chinese men than Japanese men.
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Because it pays attention in the class and does its homework on time.
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Because he is still living.
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When it become french fires.
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