funnyWhy were the little ink stains crying?
Their mother was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
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funnytrickycleandirtyWhy is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?
Because he is still living.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
funnyloveWhat did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
funnyWhy is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
funnyIt is young but not that old. It gives you money. What is it?
Your mom.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call an angry polar bear?
Nothing, just run.
funnyWhat do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!
funnyWhat do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.
funnyWhat is round on both sides but high in the middle?
Ohio.
funnytrickyIf it takes one man three days to dig a hole, how long does it take two men to dig half a hole?
You can't dig half a hole.
