funny Why were the little ink stains crying?
Their mother was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
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funny love Where does Valentine’s Day come after Easter?
In the dictionary.
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A lost camel!
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A hot dog.
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It has spaghetti stains down the front.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny crazy A man came to visit at a convent while the superior mother was out of town. He left before she returned, and was careful to leave nothing behind. The nuns said nothing about his visit, so how did the superior mother figure out that a man had been there?
Because a toilet seat was up.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny Dracula's going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
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Tell it a yolk.
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A fruit fly.
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Because it was not peeling well.
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They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
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