funny Why were the little ink stains crying?
Their mother was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
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funny What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.
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A newspaper.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny clever Everyone in the world needs it. They generously give it. But never take it. Then what is it?
Advice.
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Pupsi-cola.
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The turkey because it is always stuffed.
Show me the answer Share riddle tricky crazy funny Jason decided to give his bike 3 coats of paint. Which coat would go on the first?
The second, as it is the only coat that can go on 'the first' coat.
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Penaltea.
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and played all night till break of day.
They played for gold and not for fun,
with separate scores for every one.
Yet when they came to square accounts,
they all had made quite fair amounts!
Can you the paradox explain?
If no one lost, how could all gain?
The players were musician.
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Because seven was hungry and 'seven ate nine' (7, 8, 9).
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Scrambled eggs.
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