funnyWhy were the little ink stains crying?
Their mother was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
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funnyWhy is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
funnycrazyWhy is it always so hot in the corner of a room?
Because a corner is 90 degrees.
funnyWhat does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
Evaporated milk.
funnyWhat did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
stupidfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.
crazyfunnyWhat do computer programmers sing in the shower?
Disc-o.
funnyloveWhat did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.
funnyWhat part of London is in Brazil?
"L".
funnytrickyBay of Bengal is in which state?
Liquid.
crazyfunnyWhat do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
