cleanfunnyWhy were the little ink stains crying?
Their mother was was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
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cleanfunnylogicA blind man walks into a hardware store to buy a hammer. There are hammers hanging behind the front desk, but obviously the blind man isn't able to see them. And yet a few minutes later, he happily walks out of the store, having just purchased a new hammer.
How did he do it?
He walks up the the front desk where the clerk is working and says "I'd like to buy a hammer."
cleanfunnyshortWhat is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer.
cleanfunnyshortWhat is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer.
cleanfunnyshortIf you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, what does it become?
Wet.
cleanfunnyWhat rock group has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
cleanfunnyA boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
The man did exactly as he said he would and wrote "your exact weight" on the paper.
cleanfunnyWhy did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
cleanfunnyWhat do you need to spot an iceberg 20 miles away?
Good eyesight.
cleanfunnyshortWhat did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.
cleanfunnyI run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit, never alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, waiting to be filled in the morning. What am I?
A shoe.
