funny Why were the little ink stains crying?
Their mother was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
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funny What is blue, green, yellow, purple, brown, black, and grey?
A box of crayonst.
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There are 18: 3 in "the", 7 in "English" and 8 in "alphabet".
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A car tune (cartoon).
Show me the answer Share riddle clean funny what am I There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What am I?
This is a watermelon.
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Cent, Sent and Scent.
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Long time no sea.
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Because he is still living.
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Don't spook until you are spooken too.
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A milkshake.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny simple tricky A clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
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