funny Why were the little ink stains crying?
Their mother was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
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A spelling bee.
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Plastic explosives
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He has to choose between three rooms.
The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years.
Which room is safest for him?
The third room. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.
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A window.
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Because people are dying to get in!
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He pastaway.
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Sleep somewhere else.
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Ten tickles (tentacles).
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A milkshake.
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I find you very attractive.
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