# Riddle #104

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## Little ink stains crying

Why were the little ink stains crying?
Their mother was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
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## Greatest invention ever?

There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
A window.
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## Condemned to death

A murdered is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?
The third room. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.
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## Why did the bee get married?

Why did the bee get married?
Because he found his honey.
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## BrainBat pattern

What is represented by this BrainBat Pattern? EST EST EST EST
Forest.
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## August

August was the name of a puppy who was always picking on larger animals. One day he got into an argument with a lion. The next day was the first day of September. Why?
Because that was the last of August.
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## Under an umbrella

If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
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## What does this say

What does this say? Esgg sgeg gegs gsge.
Scrambled eggs.
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## What do ghosts wear

What do ghosts wear on their feet?
BOOts.
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## Digging a hole

If it takes one man three days to dig a hole, how long does it take two men to dig half a hole?
You can't dig half a hole.
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