funnyThere’s a key that opens no doors but fills your stomach, what key is it?
A turkey.
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funnypunnyHow do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
funnyWhat did one potato chip say to the other?
Shall we go for a dip?
crazyfunnyHow many witches does it take to change a LED light bulb?
Depends on what you want to change it into!
cleanfunnyWhat starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has more than 1000 letters?
A post office.
punnyfunnyWhat is a sick crocodile?
An ail-ligator.
funnysimpletrickyA clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
funnyWhat is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer.
funnyWhat's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
Your teeth.
funnytrickyWhat has five eyes, but cannot see?
The Mississippi River.
crazyfunnyWhat did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
It split.
