funnyThere’s a key that opens no doors but fills your stomach, what key is it?
A turkey.
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funnyWhat do ghosts wear on their feet?
BOOts.
funnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
funnystupidcrazyHow can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
funnypunnyWhat is a little dog's favorite drink?
Pupsi-cola.
funnyHow can you say that an ocean is so friendly to you?
Because it always waves.
funnytrickyWhat has five eyes, but cannot see?
The Mississippi River.
funnyWhat do you call a zipper on a banana?
A fruit fly.
stupidfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.
funnyIf a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.
cleanfunnyWhat did the store clerk say to the woman who asked to try on the dress in the window?
I'm sorry Ma'am, you'll have to use the dressing room.
