funny There’s a key that opens no doors but fills your stomach, what key is it?
A turkey.
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funny punny Why are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!
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They log in.
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The Dead End.
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A milkshake.
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Bugs bunny.
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An ail-ligator.
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In the dictionary.
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It caused a revolution.
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Because they thought that disneyland actually left.
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy funny I am a soldier and i really hate one month. Which month i am talking about?
March.
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