funnyThere’s a key that opens no doors but fills your stomach, what key is it?
A turkey.
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funnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks.
crazyfunnydirtyWhat do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
funnypunnyWhat do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?
A lawnmooer.
funnytrickyHow many letters are there in the English alphabet?
There are 18: 3 in "the", 7 in "English" and 8 in "alphabet".
funnypunnyWhat kind of flower lives between your mouth and chin?
Two-lips.
funnysimpleWhat has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
funnypunnyWhat do you call an asian vegatable?
Broco-Lee
stupidfunnyWhat is a frog’s favorite year?
Leap Year.
funnyloveWhat did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I am nuts about you.
crazyfunnyWhy is the sun so bright?
Because it pays attention in the class and does its homework on time.
