Riddle #906

There’s a key that opens no doors but fills your stomach, what key is it?

A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. How did he do it?

What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?

Your bike crashed into the dark forest and suddenly you saw and deadly panther and jaguar. You got just one bullet. What is your escape strategy?

What does a house wear?

You are in a cold house in the winter. It is dark. You have one match. There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove. Which do you light first?

How many seconds are there in a year?

August was the name of a puppy who was always picking on larger animals. One day he got into an argument with a lion. The next day was the first day of September. Why?

What do u call a flawless bank robbery with no fingerprints left behind?

What color socks do bears wear?

What do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?