There’s a key that opens no doors but fills your stomach, what key is it?
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What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
What do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?
How many letters are there in the English alphabet?
There are 18: 3 in "the", 7 in "English" and 8 in "alphabet".
What kind of flower lives between your mouth and chin?
What has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
What do you call an asian vegatable?
What is a frog’s favorite year?
What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I am nuts about you.
Why is the sun so bright?
Because it pays attention in the class and does its homework on time.