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Why are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!
How do trees access the internet?
They log in.
Which part of a road do Ghost's love to travel the most?
The Dead End.
What do you call a cow in a earthquake?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What is a sick crocodile?
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
What happened when wheel was invented?
It caused a revolution.
Two blondes were going to disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One way said highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left. Why did the blondes go home?
Because they thought that disneyland actually left.
I am a soldier and i really hate one month. Which month i am talking about?