Sam was very busy business man. Suddenly he threw away his expensive watch out of the window. Why?
Because he always felt time was flying and he just wants to see how time flies.
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What is a frog’s favorite year?
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Take me for a spin and I'll make you cool, but use me in the winter and you're fool.
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A horse is on a 24 foot chain and wants an apple that is 26 feet away. How can the horse get to the apple?
The chain is not attached to anything.
Why did the bee get married?
Because he found his honey.
Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?
Because they were Wright (right).
What did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.
Which is the rope you never skip with?
Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do?
There are more Chinese men than Japanese men.
What do you call it when your parachute doesn't open?
Jumping to a conclusion.