What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you call a great dog detective?
What do you call a cow in a earthquake?
What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
What do you need to spot an iceberg 20 miles away?
What fish can help you to build a house?
A hammerhead shark.
What did the store clerk say to the woman who asked to try on the dress in the window?
I'm sorry Ma'am, you'll have to use the dressing room.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do?
There are more Chinese men than Japanese men.
What type of house weighs the least?