funnyWhat do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!
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cleanfunnyWhat did the store clerk say to the woman who asked to try on the dress in the window?
I'm sorry Ma'am, you'll have to use the dressing room.
funnytrickyHow many letters are there in the English alphabet?
There are 18: 3 in "the", 7 in "English" and 8 in "alphabet".
funnycrazyWhat is the largest living ant in the world?
Antartica.
stupidfunnyWhat's green and loud?
A froghorn.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash.
funnyHow do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
funnyWhich part of a road do Ghost's love to travel the most?
The Dead End.
funnytrickyWhat is the center of Gravity?
The letter V.
funnytrickycrazyYour bike crashed into the dark forest and suddenly you saw and deadly panther and jaguar. You got just one bullet.
What is your escape strategy?
Simple, you must shoot the panther and drive off in the jaguar (car).
funnyHow can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.
