funnyWhat do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!
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funnyWhat does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
Evaporated milk.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call a towel that has fallen in the sea?
A wet towel.
crazyfunnyHow many witches does it take to change a LED light bulb?
Depends on what you want to change it into!
funnylogictrickyA horse is on a 24 foot chain and wants an apple that is 26 feet away. How can the horse get to the apple?
The chain is not attached to anything.
crazyfunnyWhy are televisions attracted to people ?
Because, people turn them on.
lovefunnyWhy did the bee get married?
Because he found his honey.
funnyWhy do bees hum?
Cause they don't know the words.
funnytrickycrazyYour bike crashed into the dark forest and suddenly you saw and deadly panther and jaguar. You got just one bullet.
What is your escape strategy?
Simple, you must shoot the panther and drive off in the jaguar (car).
stupidfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that will talk your ear off.
crazyfunnyscaryWhat did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
Don't spook until you are spooken too.
