What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!
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Joe bets Tony $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet?
Joe said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.
What is a little dog's favorite drink?
What's the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools, the other dribbles.
It is young but not that old. It gives you money. What is it?
What do you call a cow in a earthquake?
A hungry donkey was tied to a rope eight feet long. About thirty feet away there was a basket of fresh carrots. The donkey wanted to eat those carrots. How did he reach them?
It's not tied to anything else!
Why did the bee get married?
Because he found his honey.
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why is the sun so bright?
Because it pays attention in the class and does its homework on time.
What do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A honey bunny.