funnyWhat do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!
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stupidfunnyWhat's green and loud?
A froghorn.
funnyloveWhat did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I am nuts about you.
crazyfunnytrickyWhat do you call a bear without an ear?
A “b”.
funnyWhy is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.
punnyfunnyHow does a dog stop a video?
He presses the paws button.
funnyloveWhat did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.
funnyBuy me, deliver me or even smell me, I won’t change! I will remain same!
Cent, Sent and Scent.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call a towel that has fallen in the sea?
A wet towel.
punnyfunnyHow do trees access the internet?
They log in.
funnytrickyWhat kind of dog has a bark but no bite?
A Dogwood.
