funny What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!
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funny What is blue, green, yellow, purple, brown, black, and grey?
A box of crayonst.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny tricky Joe bets Tony $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet?
Joe said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.
Show me the answer Share riddle tricky funny What do you call a calf after it's six months old?
Seven months old.
Show me the answer Share riddle stupid funny What color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy funny What do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
A honey bunny.
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Scrambled eggs.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny What part of London is in Brazil?
"L".
Show me the answer Share riddle funny crazy Two blondes were going to disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One way said highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left. Why did the blondes go home?
Because they thought that disneyland actually left.
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Where is the popcorn?
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A lawnmooer.
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