funnyWhat do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!
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stupidfunnyA man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Cockerpoodledoo.
funnyWhat did the space man say when he set foot on a giant chocolate bar?
I have just set foot on Mars.
funnyloveWhat do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?
Forget-me-nuts.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
cleanfunnytrickyYou are in a cold house in the winter.
It is dark.
You have one match.
There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove.
Which do you light first?
The match.
funnyWhat bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone.
funnyWhy did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.
funnyWhat do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs bunny.
funnyWhat does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
Evaporated milk.
