funnyWhat do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!
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crazyfunnyWhy is the sun so bright?
Because it pays attention in the class and does its homework on time.
stupidfunnyWhat animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
funnyWhat has two humps and is found at the North Pole?
A lost camel!
punnyclevercleanfunnyWhat has three letters and starts with gas?
A car.
funnyWhat do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator.
funnypunnyWhat is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
funnyWhat do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
A sourpuss.
crazyfunnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
cleanfunnylogicsimpleWhat can go up a chimney down but not down a chimney up?
An umbrella.
funnyloveWhere does Valentine’s Day come after Easter?
In the dictionary.
