funnyWhat do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!
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lovefunnyWhy did the bee get married?
Because he found his honey.
funnyWhat is blue, green, yellow, purple, brown, black, and grey?
A box of crayonst.
funnyWhat do moths study in school?
Mothematics.
cleanfunnylogictrickyA man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?
It was a bright, sunny day.
funnycrazyWhat do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?
Mashed potatoes.
cleanfunnyWhat is the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles, because there is a mile between each "s".
funnyloveWhat do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?
Forget-me-nuts.
funnysimpleWhat has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
crazyfunnyWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
funnypunnyWhat do you call lending money to a bison?
A buff-a-loan.
