funnyWhat do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!
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funnyIt is young but not that old. It gives you money. What is it?
Your mom.
funnyWhat has two humps and is found at the North Pole?
A lost camel!
funnyHow can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.
crazyfunnystupidA lemon and an orange were on a high diving board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
Because it was yellow.
crazyfunnyWhat clothes does a house wear?
Address.
crazyfunnyWhat is a cat’s favorite breakfast?
Mice krispies.
funnyWhat is a song about a car called?
A car tune (cartoon).
funnyloveWhy did the man ask his wife for a map?
Because he got lost in her eyes.
funnyWhy were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?
Because they were Wright (right).
crazyfunnyWhat do you call a great dog detective?
Sherlock Bones.
