# Riddle #236

## Two blondes going to disneyland

Two blondes were going to disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One way said highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left. Why did the blondes go home?
Because they thought that disneyland actually left.
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## House's dresses

What clothes does a house wear?
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## A Panda Bear

A Panda Bear walked into a restaurant. He sat down at a table and ordered some food. When he was finished eating, he took out a gun and shot his waiter. He then left the restaurant.After the police caught up with him, they asked him why he had killed the waiter.He replied, "Look me up in the dictionary." What did the dictionary say?
When they looked up the word "Panda" in the dictionary, it stated, "Panda: Eats shoots and leaves."
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## British Potato

When does an British Potato changes its nationality?
When it become french fires.
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## Old man and three sons

An old man wanted to leave all of his money to one of his three sons, but he didn't know which one he should give it to. He gave each of them a few coins and told them to buy something that would be able to fill their living room. The first man bought straw, but there was not enough to fill the room. The second bought some sticks, but they still did not fill the room. The third man bought two things that filled the room, so he obtained his father's fortune. What were the two things that the man bought?
The wise son bought a candle and a box of matches. After lighting the candle, the light filled the entire room.
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## Attracted to people

Why are televisions attracted to people ?
Because, people turn them on.
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## The difference between a dog and a basketball player

What's the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools, the other dribbles.
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## Little trees

What do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
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## Elephant with wings

What do you call an elephant with wings?
A Jumbo Jet.
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