funnyWhat is blue, green, yellow, purple, brown, black, and grey?
A box of crayonst.
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funnystupidWhy do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
funnyWhy did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
funnyWhat do you call it when your parachute doesn't open?
Jumping to a conclusion.
cleanfunnyWhat kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
A palm.
funnycrazyWhat's the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools, the other dribbles.
funnyThere’s a key that opens no doors but fills your stomach, what key is it?
A turkey.
funnycrazyWhat do you call a bear without ears?
BBBBBBBBB.
cleanfunnyWhat kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom.
funnypunnyWhat is the Easter Bunny's favorite kind of music?
Hip-hop!
funnyWhat do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll!
