funnyWhat is blue, green, yellow, purple, brown, black, and grey?
A box of crayonst.
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funnyWhy does a person who is sick lose his sense of touch?
Because he does not feel well.
funnyWhy is a crash of thunder like a jewler?
Because both make the ear-ring.
punnyfunnyWhat is a Cheerleader's favorite food?
Cheerios.
crazyfunnyWhat clothes does a house wear?
Address.
funnyWhat do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!
funnytrickyWhat has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.
funnyWhy did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.
funnytrickycrazyYour bike crashed into the dark forest and suddenly you saw and deadly panther and jaguar. You got just one bullet.
What is your escape strategy?
Simple, you must shoot the panther and drive off in the jaguar (car).
stupidfunnyWhat color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
scaryfunnycrazyWhat do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
