funnyWhat is blue, green, yellow, purple, brown, black, and grey?
A box of crayonst.
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funnyWhy didn't the hot-dog star in the movies?
The rolls weren't good enough.
funnycrazyWhat type of house weighs the least?
A lighthouse.
funnypunnyWhere do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.
funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
funnyWhat part of London is in Brazil?
"L".
funnyThere’s a key that opens no doors but fills your stomach, what key is it?
A turkey.
funnystupidWhat do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
lovefunnyWhy did the bee get married?
Because he found his honey.
cleanfunnyWhat starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has more than 1000 letters?
A post office.
crazyfunnyHow many seconds are there in a year?
12. (January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd,...)
