funnyWhat is blue, green, yellow, purple, brown, black, and grey?
A box of crayonst.
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funnycrazyWhat do you call an elephant with wings?
A Jumbo Jet.
funnytrickyIf it takes one man three days to dig a hole, how long does it take two men to dig half a hole?
You can't dig half a hole.
funnyWhy does a person who is sick lose his sense of touch?
Because he does not feel well.
crazyfunnytrickyHow do you prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter.
funnySam was very busy business man. Suddenly he threw away his expensive watch out of the window. Why?
Because he always felt time was flying and he just wants to see how time flies.
funnytrickyHow many letters are there in the English alphabet?
There are 18: 3 in "the", 7 in "English" and 8 in "alphabet".
funnytrickycleandirtyWhy is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?
Because he is still living.
funnyloveWhats the difference between love and marriage?
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
funnyWhat did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.
crazyfunnyWhat animal do you think is the best at baseball?
A bat.
