Riddle #776

Asking the bartender for a glass of water

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender reaches under the bar and brings out a gun and aims it at the man. The man says thank you and leaves. What happened?
The man had the hiccups and the water helped him stop it, and the gun scared him which also help stop his hiccups as well.
73.31 %

So hot in the corner

Why is it always so hot in the corner of a room?
Because a corner is 90 degrees.
77.50 %

A Panda Bear

A Panda Bear walked into a restaurant. He sat down at a table and ordered some food. When he was finished eating, he took out a gun and shot his waiter. He then left the restaurant.After the police caught up with him, they asked him why he had killed the waiter.He replied, "Look me up in the dictionary." What did the dictionary say?
When they looked up the word "Panda" in the dictionary, it stated, "Panda: Eats shoots and leaves."
77.12 %

Sea twinkle

Why does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.
76.99 %

Great dog detective

What do you call a great dog detective?
Sherlock Bones.
76.45 %

How many letters are there

How many letters are there in the English alphabet?
There are 18: 3 in "the", 7 in "English" and 8 in "alphabet".
76.31 %

Dog with no legs

What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
76.22 %

Fish without an eye

What is a fish without an eye?
FSH.
76.20 %

The difference between a dog and a basketball player

What's the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools, the other dribbles.
76.12 %

House that weighs the least

What type of house weighs the least?
A lighthouse.
76.09 %