funnyWhat can make the octopus laugh?
Ten tickles (tentacles).
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funnyHow can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.
funnystupidWhat do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
funnyWhy did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
She wanted to be on time.
crazyfunnyWhat clothes does a house wear?
Address.
funnyWhy is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.
funnyWhy was the broom late?
It overswept.
funnyloveIt's Valentine's Day! What reindeer do we see on this day?
Cupid.
funnyloveWhat did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I am nuts about you.
funnytrickyscaryImagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?
Quit imagining.
cleanfunnyscaryWhat room do ghosts avoid?
The living room.
