What can make the octopus laugh?
Ten tickles (tentacles).
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What color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
Jason decided to give his bike 3 coats of paint. Which coat would go on the first?
The second, as it is the only coat that can go on 'the first' coat.
A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?
It was a bright, sunny day.
Dracula's going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
What do you get if you add 2 to 200 four times?
202 , 202 , 202 , 202.
What do little ghosts kids eat for dinner?
Which is faster among the two? Hot or cold?
Hot is faster, as you can easily catch cold.
What did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
What do you call it when your parachute doesn't open?
Jumping to a conclusion.
What does a house wear?