funnyWhat can make the octopus laugh?
Ten tickles (tentacles).
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stupidfunnyWhat color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
trickycrazyfunnyJason decided to give his bike 3 coats of paint. Which coat would go on the first?
The second, as it is the only coat that can go on 'the first' coat.
cleanfunnylogictrickyA man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?
It was a bright, sunny day.
funnyDracula's going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
funnytrickyWhat do you get if you add 2 to 200 four times?
202 , 202 , 202 , 202.
crazyfunnyscaryWhat do little ghosts kids eat for dinner?
Spookgetti.
funnyWhich is faster among the two? Hot or cold?
Hot is faster, as you can easily catch cold.
funnyWhat did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
funnyWhat do you call it when your parachute doesn't open?
Jumping to a conclusion.
cleanfunnyWhat does a house wear?
Ad-dress.
