funnyWhat can make the octopus laugh?
Ten tickles (tentacles).
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funnyWhy is a crash of thunder like a jewler?
Because both make the ear-ring.
stupidfunnyA man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
stupidfunnyWhat's green and loud?
A froghorn.
cleanfunnyTeddy bears are never hungry because they are always what?
Stuffed.
funnystupidcrazyHow can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
cleanfunnycrazyWhy did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.
funnycrazyBy what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?
If you take away the T, it would be eatable.
funnytrickyTom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
funnyWhat is blue, green, yellow, purple, brown, black, and grey?
A box of crayonst.
funnypunnyWhy are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!
