What can make the octopus laugh?
Ten tickles (tentacles).
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How many seconds are there in a year?
12. (January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd,...)
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There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What am I?
This is a watermelon.
What is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.
Why did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
She wanted to be on time.
Which insect is the best in games?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Who is bigger: Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, or their baby?
The baby, because he is a little bigger.
How do you get the attention of someone you love?
By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else.
Dogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
What is a frog’s favorite year?