funny What can make the octopus laugh?
Ten tickles (tentacles).
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Address.
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It overswept.
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When it become french fires.
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To get a new crown.
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QT.
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He has to choose between three rooms.
The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years.
Which room is safest for him?
The third room. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.
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On the river bank.
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I (The letter "I" is not pronounced in "parliament").
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The letter V.
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Dead.
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