funnyWhat does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
Evaporated milk.
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funnyWhy were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?
Because they were Wright (right).
cleanfunnytrickyYou are in a cold house in the winter.
It is dark.
You have one match.
There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove.
Which do you light first?
The match.
funnySam was very busy business man. Suddenly he threw away his expensive watch out of the window. Why?
Because he always felt time was flying and he just wants to see how time flies.
funnyHow do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
funnypunnyDid you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?
He pastaway.
cleanfunnysimpleWhy is a river rich?
It has two banks.
funnypunnyWhat tea do hockey players drink?
Penaltea.
funnyWhat did one potato chip say to the other?
Shall we go for a dip?
crazyfunnypunnyWhat bird can write?
PENguin.
funnytrickyJoe bets Tony $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet?
Joe said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.