funnyWhat does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
Evaporated milk.
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funnytrickyWhat do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?
Dead.
funnyWhat do you call a zipper on a banana?
A fruit fly.
crazyfunnyWhat did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
It split.
crazyfunnyWhich is the most precious fish?
The gold fish.
crazyfunnyI am a soldier and i really hate one month. Which month i am talking about?
March.
crazyfunnyWhy shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.
cleanfunnyWhy do elephants have wrinkles?
No one is brave enough to iron them.
funnyWhat is blue, green, yellow, purple, brown, black, and grey?
A box of crayonst.
cleanfunnymysteryThey have not flesh, nor feathers, nor scales, nor bone. Yet they have fingers and thumbs of their own. What are they?
Gloves.
cleanfunnyHow do you make the number one disappear?
Add the letter G and it’s "GONE".
