funnyWhat does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
Evaporated milk.
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cleanfunnyWhat did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around, I'll go ahead.
punnyfunnyloveWhat did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
You're purrr-fect for me!
funnyWhat kind of ties can't you wear?
Railroad ties.
funnyWhat do you call it when your parachute doesn't open?
Jumping to a conclusion.
funnytrickyJoe bets Tony $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet?
Joe said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.
crazyfunnyWhat do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
crazyfunnyI am a soldier and i really hate one month. Which month i am talking about?
March.
crazyfunnyWhat do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash.
crazyfunnyscaryWhat did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
Don't spook until you are spooken too.
cleanfunnyWhat is the easiest way to double your money?
Put it in front of the mirror of course.
