funnyWhat does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
Evaporated milk.
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funnyWhy is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
funnyWhat does the orange do, when it takes a test?
It concentrates.
funnyWhat do you call a bee come from America?
USB
funnypunnyWhat do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?
A lawnmooer.
funnypunnyWhat tea do hockey players drink?
Penaltea.
crazyfunnyscaryWhat did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
Don't spook until you are spooken too.
funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
cleanfunnyWhat does a house wear?
Ad-dress.
funnypunnyWhat do u call a flawless bank robbery with no fingerprints left behind?
Stainless steal
funnycleverEveryone in the world needs it. They generously give it. But never take it. Then what is it?
Advice.