funny What does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
Evaporated milk.
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funny What is a song about a car called?
A car tune (cartoon).
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It was love at first bite.
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A newspaper.
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An eggroll!
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In a cat-alogue.
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Tell it a yolk.
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Seven months old.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny tricky A woman depended on a public telephone to make her calls, but it was usually out of order. Each day she reported this to the phone company, but nothing was done. Finally she came up with a fib that she told the phone company. The phone was fixed the next day. What did she tell them?
She told them that people were making calls without having to pay.
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Catch ya later!
Show me the answer Share riddle funny Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
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