What does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
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What did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around, I'll go ahead.
What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
You're purrr-fect for me!
What kind of ties can't you wear?
What do you call it when your parachute doesn't open?
Jumping to a conclusion.
Joe bets Tony $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet?
Joe said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.
What do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
I am a soldier and i really hate one month. Which month i am talking about?
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
Don't spook until you are spooken too.
What is the easiest way to double your money?
Put it in front of the mirror of course.