What do you call a zipper on a banana?
A fruit fly.
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Teddy bears are never hungry because they are always what?
What is the best thing to take when you're run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.
What kind of flower lives between your mouth and chin?
What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
Don't spook until you are spooken too.
How can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
You meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
Why did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
She wanted to be on time.
What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.
The red house is on the white street, and the blue house is on the red street. Where is the white house?