What do you call a zipper on a banana?
A fruit fly.
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Which is the most precious fish?
The gold fish.
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There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What am I?
This is a watermelon.
Which is the rope you never skip with?
How do you spell a pretty girl with only two letters?
A kind hearted person Mr. Rawat buy packed food at 3$/packet from United states and sells them at 1$/packet at Africa.
After some time he becomes a millionaire.
How come the guy become millionaire?
He started out as a billionaire, but lost so much money in his good works (by giving to poor people) that he became a millionaire.
Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?
Because they were Wright (right).
Why did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table?
She was on a crash diet.
What is a frog's favorite game?
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
Where do cows have a party?
At the ‘moo’vies.