funnyWhat do you call a zipper on a banana?
A fruit fly.
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funnyWhat is a song about a car called?
A car tune (cartoon).
crazyfunnyWhat two keys cannot open any doors?
A donkey and a monkey.
funnyWhat do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!
funnyWhat did the baby corn ask the mama corn?
Where is the popcorn?
funnytrickyHow many letters are there in the English alphabet?
There are 18: 3 in "the", 7 in "English" and 8 in "alphabet".
funnyWhat do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator.
funnystupidWhat do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
crazyfunnyWhy are televisions attracted to people ?
Because, people turn them on.
funnypunnyWhat tea do hockey players drink?
Penaltea.
funnyIf a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.
