funnyWhat do you call a zipper on a banana?
A fruit fly.
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punnyfunnyWhat you call a witch at a beach?
Sandwich.
punnyfunnyWhat is a sick crocodile?
An ail-ligator.
funnyloveIt's Valentine's Day! What reindeer do we see on this day?
Cupid.
cleanfunnyHow do you make the number one disappear?
Add the letter G and it’s "GONE".
funnyWhat do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll!
stupidfunnyWhat do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that will talk your ear off.
funnyWhy were the little ink stains crying?
Their mother was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
funnyWhy is there a halo in the water?
There is an angelfish there!
funnycrazyWhat do you call a bear without ears?
BBBBBBBBB.
crazyfunnytrickyWhy do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do?
There are more Chinese men than Japanese men.
